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THE FINAL SHOWDOWN PT 1 Sage: We stepped onto the battlefield, chaos erupting around us. Lab soldiers clashed with the Fuckers community, but the Fuckers weren’t backing down. Amid the mayhem, I saw a Shrek-faced Fucker (@BintFucker) yelling, “If you die with an unused weapon, I’m gonna fuck your corpse, YRRRRRRRRRRRR!” Moments later, he was smacked across the face and sent flying across the battlefield. @MrGreenity turned to me and said, “We’ll handle things here. You need to find the $SEI fruit and unlock your powers. Go through the forest, take a left at the first crossroads, and your glow will guide you the rest of the way.” I nodded and headed into the forest, leaving the chaos behind, trusting they could hold their ground. Following Mr. Greenity’s directions, I took a left at the crossroads and followed the pull of my glow. Eventually, I arrived at the SEI fruit—a majestic, oval-shaped fruit glowing a brilliant red. Just as I reached for it, something shot past me, blocking my path. A humanoid creature loomed before me, with red skin, horns, hooves for legs, and a whipping tail. It shrieked, “You will never touch the SEI fruit as long as I breathe!” Ignoring its taunts, I lunged toward the fruit, determined to grab it. In an instant, I was slapped across the face four times by its tail and sent flying into a tree by a devastating hoof kick. Blood dripped from my mouth as I staggered to my feet, barely able to stand. Suddenly, two figures stepped in front of me— @smileforsteew and @wigsisdead, the two most useless individuals in the ecosystem. The devil chuckled mockingly. “What are you two hoping to achieve?” In unison, they replied, “Don’t underestimate the power of rugged testicles.” At that moment, I knew— all hope was lost.

1/1 Reveal & Side Story: Sage: "As I reacted to the drug, the one-sided mirror in the lab shattered, revealing a man wearing a crown. He seemed to be giving orders to the scientists, telling them to shut down the experiment—but it was too late..."