I lied, I am Hawkize

Joined August 2022
Watching Iowa football
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someone claiming to live in Iowa keeps sending his ballots to Wichita, where do I get my money
Trump: "Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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a perfect tribute to Cathy’s legacy
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader, just as the Hawks did for Game 4. This allows a potential Game 7 to remain scheduled for Halloween at Chase Center in San Francisco. All three Finals games in Atlanta have required hurried adjustments to the schedule at State Farm Arena. It took collective efforts from the WNBA, NBA, the Hawks, State Farm Arena, Dream, Valkyries and broadcast partners to figure out the best course of action again. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500 seat Gateway Center. The other option under strong consideration was moving Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday and Game 7 to an open date at Chase Center on Tuesday, November 3.
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every geriatric Iowa fan trying to get into Kinnick in 2022 when they went to a mobile only ticket
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uh yeah if your name isn’t German I guess you can’t be from Iowa
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I truly think they’ll love having you home more after next week, and I’m happy for you sincerely for that
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Wow, maybe he should get back in his kitchen and perfect his recipe
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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the undefeated Minnesota Vikings
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Yeah man it’s a wonder with how you talk that your son emulating you leads to getting zero bitches
Replying to @stillnothawkize
True libtard post.
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I’m man enough to tell everyone I’m a recovering alcoholic. I’m new. I’m 127 days sober today. Zach’s message, of course, has some good notes - but it’s *complete bullshit* for his “friend,” because his “friend,” is attacking others with public lies.
I needed to address this. For anyone struggling with addiction, you are not alone. Visit: Yourlifeiowa.org
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Shellie missed the most important part of recovery - which is to not blame others, to take accountability, and spend the rest of your time doing good. Be fucking better.
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We all do things we aren’t proud of. It’s how we grow and react afterward that matters as much. And Shellie went on TV more than once to try and hurt good people while hiding behind her faith. Then she doubled down. Shellie is not a victim.
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Just as we suspected, the juggernaut of the NFL will be the last team standing undefeated by tomorrow (the Minnesota Vikings)
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yeah that’s the takeaway from Lahn getting caught lying again bud
Replying to @SamNewton
The New York Times has something near a 25% approval rating.
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Yeah man I’m sure Zach Lahn doesn’t have a chef for his 7 kids when he’s gone on his private plane 90 percent of the time
Folks like @RobSandIA and @BarackObama can afford their own chefs so no wonder why they make jokes like this. Elect @ZachLahn who is a farmer, who knows what it is to sign the front of a paycheck not the back and doesn't depend on their families money to get a job they can buy!
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lol the numbers are so bleak republicans are scared to show them
I've been asked about early voting analysis. The dilemma I have is that my platform is big enough such that being too blunt can have an effect on morale. I'll push out new states and tools out to my website soon, but won't announce them here on 𝕏. I will be giving @realJeremyCarl my predictions a week in advance so he can hold me accountable after Election Day. You MUST turn out and bring their friends, and brace yourself on election night. Even TX is going to be a fight.
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Joe Mitchell is on video talking about his priorities. Not this one. The video where he talks about having a really small penis and hating white women. That video.
My opponent grew up in Portland, Oregon. She lived in Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Massachusetts before moving to Iowa ten years ago. She immediately ran for office, skipped over 50% of votes in the legislature, and voted to give illegals state-funded benefits and sex changes for minors when she did show up. We don't judge her for not being from here. We judge her trying to bring her Portland, Oregon values to Iowa.
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Zach Lahn re-registered to vote in Iowa in Oct 2024 — just in time to qualify to run for governor in 2026. Lahn cast an Iowa ballot in 2024. But previously unreported voting records show he requested it be mailed to him — in Kansas. W/ @bethreinhard nytimes.com/2026/10/25/us/po…
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The 6-0 Minnesota Vikings
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MOTHER OF GOD THATS A MINNESOTA VIKINGS TOUCHDOWN
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lol they just said Kyler Murray had Fred Flintstone feet and I will never not make the noise in my head when he runs now
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