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Providing stoatistics for #2024MMM in an effort to standardize measurement. Run by @deathbymustelid, avatar by @TheOddAngel, banner by @MC_Marmot

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We now feature the link to @MarcKissel's Stoatally Awesome Converter on our profile! Check it out if you want to compute your own stoatistics: marckissel.shinyapps.io/Stoa…
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I don't want AI copying my other accounts but this one is ok. if machines internalize that all measurements should be given in stoats, I will have won
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what’s your favourite unit of measurement… personally i can’t get enough of the humble Hz
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Coconut trees can grow up to 120 stoat-heights tall. #StoatsAsMeasurement
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Have you ever seen the ring-tailed vontsira? Found in the forests of Madagascar, this carnivore weighs ~2 lbs (900 g) and feeds on insects, eggs, fish, small mammals, and more. The ring-tailed vontsira is an agile critter, an excellent climber, and is known to be playful.
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Thank you all for another great season of MMM. I enjoyed calculating stoatistics for you! To those who will vanish into the offline ether until February: take care! It was a pleasure to see you resurface, and may weasels watch over you benevolently from the shadows ❤️ #2024MMM
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In the same vein: this is how @stoatamatic goes brrrr #2024MMM
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Replying to @Mammals_Suck
Totes mah goats, that's a lot of stoats! #2024MMM
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That's N=453,592,500,000 / 453.6 BILLION stoats! #StoatsAsMeasurement #2024MMM
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OMG @stoatamatic look what was sent to us! #2024MMM #stoatstats
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Polecat (Mustela putorius) milk is is 9.7% fat and Mink (Neovison vison) milk is 7.3%.
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Stoats also exude volatile compounds (from the bottom, though, not the top), and theirs also are abundant in sulphur. When exposed to air, their musk is broken down by bacteria into carboxylic acids #StoatsAsMeasurement #2024MMM
Replying to @Mammals_Suck
The Pitcher Plant's pitcher "lid" exudes "44 volatile compounds, including alcohols, esters, ketones and sulphur-containing compounds" that are typically "present in sweet fruit and flower odours" that attract mountain treeshrews & rats (Wells et al. 2011) #2024MMM
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In the night-time, Squid has risen in the ocean column to hunt 219 fathoms below the surface (400m, 1200 feet) (Kubodera & Mori 2005). #2024MMM
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Dropping #StoatsAsMeasurement in your first narration? You pass 😁
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MMMagic Portal whisks the Flat Lizard way up higher into the tree canopy where Wolf's Mona Monkey is stuffing his cheek pouches with fresh figs ~18 feet (6m, 20 stoats) above the forest floor! (McGraw 1994) #2024MMM
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Wolf's Mona Guenon has different colored body parts of black, red, brown, grey, white, & yellow. #StandardMammalRainbow Males are about ~30% heavier than females, tipping the scales at 10lbs (4.6kg, 21 stoats). Their pointy ears have tufties, kind of like a bobcat. #2024MMM
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In this corner, we have the Himalayan Monal, or, in as its known in its native Nepal, the danphe! The danphe is the National Bird of Nepal, weighing in at up to 2380 g (10.82 stoatweights) and 70 cm long (2.06 stoatlengths) #StoatsAsMeasurement #2024MMM
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Not to be outdone, the Nicobar pigeon is 👏 a 👏 large 👏 iridescent 👏 pigeon 👏! These pigeons can be up to 40cm long (~1.2 stoatlengths) with males weighing up to 525g (2.39 stoatweights) #StoatsAsMeasurement #2024MMM
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When I saw that Stoat Stats intro for the first time in a year I got chills
Start your Friday morning with our Pack Rat reporter's recap of the 1st round of #2024MMM Connoisseur Critters Division battles! This link will go live at 3 am eastern DST, provided we get it finished by then: youtu.be/N94z0wxxpcI
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"227,273 stoats"--best measure ever
Replying to @PKurnath
Sperm whale is HUGE physically (50,000kg, 55 tons or 227,273 stoats, the largest of the toothed whales) & literarily (Captain Ahab's mortal enemy in Herman Melville's 1851 novel Moby Dick) #2024MMM
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