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Being Covid cautious in 2026
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Legend. Sadly, they’ll have his organs out by teatime.
Replying to @Cgmccc @grok
这吧
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Look. @SoftBank is defaulting on turbines because the AI bubble popped. The Tories sold Britain's great tech jewel without a thought. Seize @Arm immediately, and nationalise the silicon. It's time to take back control of the instruction sets. 🇬🇧📉 @JohnHealey_MP @andyburnham
Replying to @KatieMiller
SoftBank is defaulting on their turbine orders
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Then give @Raspberry_Pi a shot in the arm by pursuing domestic RAM production, and back @risc_os. There is such opportunity here for politicians with vision and balls
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This co-opting of cherished Nintendo classics in a lazy AI generated package by this demonic presidency is 🤮
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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Hi @OddworldInc can you update this app for modern iOS pls, and maybe add in an LLM for conversational functionality kthxbye
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Also I haven’t forgotten the promise you made to me, as an 11-year-old boy, of an Oddworld Quintology. I’m still waiting @lorne_lanning I will quit my job today if you’re hiring and serious about delivering. I don’t have any particular dev skills but I’m offering to make tea
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I need this monstrosity in my house, please #XbiteSweepstakes
Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
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Wore a mask in a hospital today. The doctor asked why. Lol. Lmao, even.
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Just got let go from @valvesoftware. I was assigned to the Steam Deck Windows dual-boot wizard, which was promised at launch, but it turns out you can only wank into a sock for four and a half years before Gabe asks to see a pull request.
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Same. In England.
Pleased to meet you, Leo. I live in Northern Ireland and wear a FFP2 mask in all public indoor spaces.
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‘Living’ with Covid.
2026 is probably the most psychologically exhausting year I've ever witnessed. Almost everyone I speak to is fighting a different battle. Money isn't coming in. Businesses are struggling. Relationships are falling apart. Marriages are reaching breaking points. People who once had everything figured out are questioning their entire existence. And it's not just financial net worth that's declining. People's psychological net worth is getting absolutely fucking destroyed. I've survived multiple bear markets, crashes and some seriously fucked up years, but this one feels different. It's like everyone is fighting a war nobody else can see. I genuinely wonder, is this happening everywhere, or are we all just surrounded by people going through the same hell?
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I base all of my life and purchasing decisions on the commentary of BGatesIsAPsycho on X. Yes I’m comfortable with that.
🚨🌍🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK “We’re saying to People - Be Ready” “Have 3 Litres of Water per Person per Day - it’s not just about the Weather - There are State backed Actors & Terrorists who wished to do our country harm” Incredible - UK Defence Secretary Wes Streeting provides a list of items & reasons as to why Britain should be prepared. You all know it’s already planned & The Government are employed by the people planning it - it’s important you understand this.
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BREAKING: Jensen Huang: the Covid cautious are the smartest people on Earth
Jensen Huang on The smartest person he's ever met:
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What a MAN
A smile worth a thousand words: Sky News: Trump is facing pretty difficult midterm elections. Do you think you are being treated as a scapegoat for his own problems? Zelenskyy [smiling]: “This is my answer.” Couldn't imagine a better answer. 👏
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I'm English and I think Elon Musk is a cunt.
I’m Japanese and I think Elon Musk is a cunt.
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It’s not lunch, lovie darling! ❄️
If you missed it first time around here is the Labour Lord Sewel snorting drugs, lounging in a prostitute's bra, and boasting his House of Lords expenses paid for it all. However, he was a good judge of character, for in a secret recording he said that Andy Burnham was "fatuous, and said he was "all presentation" with little substance."
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He's absolutely right.
Jensen Huang has a message for the UK
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Holy shit. Does this meme explain the Fermi Paradox?
This is James Idoine. He’s been banned from TikTok multiple times because he wants all life in the universe to go extinct. But the question is: Does he have a point?
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Still masking in October 2026. Kojima Sensei fucks! 😷
あんまり興味はなかったが、ザック・クレッガー監督の新作なので、映画「バイオハザード」を観た。のっけから「物体X」風のBGMで攻めてくる。クラシカルなホラー演出、ホラー・シチュエーション、ジャンプスケアの怒涛の連続で最後まで畳み掛ける。これは「バイオハザード」の映画化ではなく、「バイオハザード」をプレイしたプレイヤーたち(リモコン操作)の映画だ。僕も最初のバイオをPSでプレイした時(1996)は、この映画のブライアンの様な感じだったのを思い出した。何度もゲームオーバーになり、「F◯◯◯!」を連発してた様なw 「ディガー」のパンフレットも買えたの嬉しい。
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Or maybe… 🦠 😷
American teacher breaks down into tears because teaching American elementary school students has become so hard 🚨 She says she only has 1 student out of 34 kids who passed She says it’s gotten so bad, “I literally put the word on the board. I write it on the board and I say copy it, and they're copying it wrong — it's almost scary because you're like, dude — then you start questioning yourself. You're like, is it me? Like, what? — I'm exhausted” “I’m exhausted — like, there's some days that I like doing it, but man, to do that every single day it's exhausting — Breaks my heart” She extremely frustrated because she knows by the way the students are performing that their parents are not doing what they are supposed to be doing with their kids It comes down to the parents. Our education system and parents are failing our kids. I remember going to school and everyone had to behave, everyone had to learn and do the work to pass, you weren’t even given an option We have gotten too soft and there needs to be punishments and accountability again
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We have immunity debt to plague especially concocted gain of function variants. It’s just bad flu! We can’t live in fear.
🚨☣️More details on the Oct 1st pneumonic plague outbreak in Siberia, after a lab accident at a BSL-3 lab. "FSB units accompanying ambulances transporting people who had been in contact with [lab tech] Shipilova for medical examination," as per local news. This is significant. FSB is Russia's domestic security / counterintelligence service, tasked w/implementing the national security of Russia." (Its predecessor was the KGB). This suggests quarantine was not voluntary. It also means Russian authorities are treating the lab accident and plague outbreak as a national security issue, involving a lot more than routine public health.
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