my RTs are an endorsement. My views & opinions are that of my employer & other people. Preferred pronouns bloke/geezer. Anti-vaxxer. Conspiracy Theorist.

A galaxy far, far away
Joined June 2009
Hey @sainsburys you’ve not only made the chocolate unstealable, it’s also unsellable. Can’t even get it out without ripping the product to pieces. The whole shelf has these plastic sliders, so no gaps to slide them out of the way?????
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Just passed Oxford Circus for the first time since change. 6 cyclists going through and the “guards” not even lifting their heads. I’m shocked & stunned ladies & gents, shocked & stunned I tells ya
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Was able to check my first night’s home energy cost after first night charge. Off peak home use is about £1.20 a night, last night £3.20. So home cab full charge was £2. Taking into account what I spend driving about doing the birdwatching stuff, will be saving about £120pw 👍
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Oxford street tonight …what could possibly go wrong??
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Not seen that before. Drop a couple at a nice hotel, they seem happy enough. She gets out first, starts walking to the hotel, he follows, sees a hot woman, and is slowing his pace to have very obvious look. I’m now watching the missus hoping she doesn’t look back.
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I fixed the photo being used in the news
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And so it begins #cyclingcunts
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Rank up, DP strolls over “The world’s a mess eh”
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Heading off for work. Cab got its first full home charge. Day rate, but cheaper than petrol. All works fine it appears. I used Taxi Juice. Was a complicated route for the wire where I live, but great job disguising it as much as he did.
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7 year old niece fell in Shoreditch, chipped her tooth, split her lip open. Covered in blood my sister hailed a cab, and he took them to Royal London Hospital for free. Did us proud who ever you are.
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Yup, will never understand people posting kids publicly on places like Twitter. Creeps are absolutely zooming in and having a look. Just because you want 3 likes.
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Punters asking if we still do the knowledge on bikes “Yes, but our numbers are right down” “Because of Uber?” “No because cabs are £120k”
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day. So I’m going to say in writing “the Oxford Street closure will cause such chaos, they’ll end up removing it” There it is, start the timer 😆
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Well just had my first “Range Extender not available” cab wouldn’t start, and made use of the Faraday case. Tries after 2 minutes and it started. There you go @russtxy only had the cab a month and 1st issue 🤪
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When you punter chores the iPhone cable you gave them to use, but their tip more than covers it.
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Flu jab (not for me) what’s the consensus? Obviously anyone who has had it with no trouble, or it caused a bad flu, or know people it helped or made worse
22%Get It
78%Avoid like the plague
54 votes • Final results
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Our temperamental freezer door left open. We’re blaming each other, and these are the exact words that left my wife’s lips “nope not me, I’m always in the habit of giving it a tug to see how hard it is”
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A Planned Parenthood doctor tries to lecture Matt Walsh on child gender identity and insists even babies understand gender. Then he asked her about Santa Claus, and it was over. MICHELLE FORCIER: “There’s research and data that show that babies and infants understand differences in gender. Some children figure out their gender really early...” WALSH: “Have you ever met a 4-year-old who believes in Santa Claus?” FORCIER: “Mhm.” WALSH: “So, this is someone who believes that a fat man is traveling through the sky on a flying reindeer at lightning speed coming down his chimney with presents.” FORCIER: “Yeah.” WALSH: “Would you say that this is someone who maybe has a tenuous grasp on reality?” FORCIER: “They have an appropriate 4-year-old handle on the reality that’s very real for them.” WALSH: “Agreed. Agreed. But Santa Claus is real for them, but Santa Claus is not actually real.” FORCIER: “Yeah, well, and but Santa Claus does deliver their Christmas presents.” WALSH: “Well, yeah, but he’s not real, though.” FORCIER: “To that child, they are.” WALSH: “When I see a child who, you know, believes in Santa Claus, and then let’s say this is a boy and he says, ‘I’m a girl.’ This is someone who can’t distinguish between fantasy and reality, so how could you take that as a reality?” FORCIER: “I would say that as a pediatrician and as a parent, I would say how wonderful my 4-year-old and their imagination is.” Most 4-year-olds can’t even tie their shoes. We don’t let them cross the street alone, pick their bedtime, or choose what’s for dinner. But she thinks they’re mature enough to decide they’re “in the wrong body.” The most terrifying part about this lady is that she’s also an Assistant Dean of Admissions at Brown University. She’s not just affirming fantasy as reality in her own practice. She’s helping hand-pick the next generation of doctors — ones who think just like her.
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Coffee delivery from Germany. 9 boxes. Ran out a week ago, been drinking instant since. This is like licking a used ashtray 😆😆
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Mutes *the next James Bond* Just hurry up and make it a bi curious mixed race Native American/Somali trans ADHD Vegan and shut up about it already.
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Watching an old Anthony Bourdain episode where he is in Canada. Canadians coming on camera to say how nice & polite Canadians are. Ah yes, but then this is those nice liberal Canadians when you don’t toe the liberal line.
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