This account is ruining my life
The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed.
A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country.
Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler.
The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.
I honestly love that she’s this petty about a paltry knick-knack some uncultured Brooklyn zoomer refused to sell her. Go off, queen. We support you.
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅
And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception.
Your store is really cool.
Unfortunately, you aren’t.
I don’t want $5000. I want to stop giving the government half my money to do stupid socialist shit like this.
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
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This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
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I learned this when my 2 year old boxer got into my suitcase and ate the 13 lbs of Ritter Sport bars I smuggled home from Stuttgart for my nieces and nephews. She lived to be 13.
Compelling evidence. Probably true. But as a long-time Candace hater, I must admit, this information doesn’t really do anything to counter the piles of horseshit she shovels into public discourse. Hilarious, yes. But irrelevant. And it will have no impact on her audience. They don’t believe in dinosaurs. They don’t believe planes flew into the WTC. Evidence is meaningless to CO’s viewers. She will spin it. They’ll believe her. And onward she goes.
Candace Owens is a lesbian who cheated on her husband George Farmer in 2022 with a woman.
4 data leaks from 2007/2008 gay dating profiles connect to her emails, including a University of Rhode Island one.
The "Christian tradwife" lied to her audience about everything. The data leaks are from 2011 & 2016, respectively, before her rise to fame.
The accounts themselves date back nearly 20 years. This was before Candace was known, let alone before her birthday, location, and emails were public. Multiple have not been logged into for over 10-15 years and they were utilized for years.
One account was logged into on January 12th, 2022, while she was married and had kids.
"Candamo" is short for "Candace Amber Owens". The 429 in her usernames and emails stands for her birthday, April 29th.
Candamo429 is incredibly specific. The only instance of it being used is for Candace Owens' 2008 YouTube channel, which features a video with her face, voice, and name in the credits for a URI video.
Only 1 Candace Amber Owens attended the University of Rhode Island from 2007-2010. One dating profile is named "Cdot429", which matches Candace's mid 2015 Cdotamber Flickr page and her email Cdotamber429. Cdotamber, Cdot429 and Cdotamber429 are specific.
Every single one of the profiles is solely oriented towards women, with multiple identifying as lesbian and even the bi ones only expressing an interest in women. The way these websites work is if you select "interested in women," only women show up, listing as bi wouldn't make men appear.
Getting into the profiles, 3 were on one site. One, Fling, was on another but is only visible via a 2011 data leak.
Profile 1 - LickyouinRI: Candace Owens describes her sexuality as bi, but only lists an interest in seeking out women. Candace's bio has a savant-like tone.
This account details Candace's desire and passion for the female anatomy. She considers herself an expert at this.
The email attached to this account is an EDU email for the University of Rhode Island and links to her MySpace page. That MySpace page has her name and features a previously unknown photo of Candace in Young Steff's music video.
Profile 2 - collegefuck5: Candace states her intentions in her name. Candace exclusively shows interest in women and licking them.
It also requests a group session with a female couple! No men allowed by the author of "Make Him a Sandwich". That's despite listing herself as bi.
This profile is important because it was last logged into on January 12th, 2022, years after her marriage and first child.
There's no reason to log in again and not delete your gay dating account as a married woman with children. That is, unless you're cheating on your husband with a woman.
I tested it, and it takes about 4 clicks to delete your account on this site. You don't even need access to your email. Even if Candace lost access to her email, she could delete her account easily. Yet she logged in and didn't!
Candace hilariously lists her race as "East Indian" because her grandfather who came from St. Thomas.
This dating profile mentions being a college student from Kingston, Rhode Island, where the University of Rhode Island has its main campus.
Profile 3 - cdot429: Candace Owens lists herself as "lesbian" and states her location is Stamford, Connecticut, her hometown. This profile solicits a discreet encounter with "no strings attached." Candace last used this profile in 2013, confirming she identifies as a lesbian.
The height matches Candace Owens. The email is linked to a Candace Owens from Stamford, CT, who goes by "Candamo429".
Profile 4 - letmelickyou13. This profile is accessible via leaks. All that is shown is that it's exclusively interested in women.
This profile continues the licking theme.
The IP address for this 2008 account is linked to the University of Rhode Island's public IP address, which matches the period when Candace attended URI.
None of these profiles indicate any interest in men. Candace might have dated men, but it appears that, at an intimate level, she only likes her own gender. Candace is solely sapphic.
The reality is the assassination plot by French legionaries and Israel never existed. The French intelligence service, the Directorate General for External Security (DGSE), and Mossad could have found what I did, yet they never played this card.
They were never truly looking into her because Candace Owens isn't a threat to their power. Why would they skip to assassination over blackmail? Candace Owens is no serious threat to the powerful. They see her as a joke to be mocked.
Using Candace's worldview, Mossad or the DGSE would have blackmailed her; they would release this.
There are only 2 explanations: I'm the greatest of all time and have stronger capabilities than both the state of France and Israel. Or neither Israel nor France considered her a threat to enough to investigate.
I'm a private citizen with no government connections and no backers, yet I found proof of Candace Owens being a female-oriented adultress over multiple major intelligence services, including Mossad.
Candace Owens has been fundamentally lying about who she is. She lied about her private life. Candace publicly stated there's no dirt on her and she spends all her time between church and her children. She's incredibly duplicitous.
Candace's brand is based on authenticity, Christianity, and being pro-traditional family. Candace can't even be honest about her race, let alone who she is attracted to.
Candace Owens has accused countless people of being homosexual, with no evidence. Everyone from Taylor Swift to Eminem, to Nick Fuentes, to Blake Lively, to Erika Kirk. As it turns out, the only person who has any documentation of same sex attraction is Candace Owens herself.
Candace is free to present proof, like dating profiles. I have 4 pieces of evidence that show Candace Owens is what she accuses others of.
Candace Owens routinely accuses others of being homosexual without proof. I brought the proof that she's projecting her own insecurities. Candace's catchphrase is "fake and gay", she sells merch with this.
If Candace Owens is cheating on her husband by logging onto her dating profile for women, why should you trust her?
What do you actually know about Candace?
Candace has based her entire life around a lie. She has misled her audience and put her ego before her family.
Candace is a phony who has systematically lied about every aspect of her life, her marriage, and her entire worldview. There is nobody more dishonest, subversive, and hypocritical.
Candace betrayed millions of her own fans who look to her for truth. She mocked the people who believed in her. Candace made a joke out of her own "traditional Catholic" beliefs.
One of the 10 Commandments is "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Jesus, in the Sermon on the Mount, stated: "I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
By the definition within Christianity, even if she took no action, Candace Owens cheated on George Farmer with a girl.
Candace Owens betrayed her marriage. Candace Owens betrayed God. Candace Owens betrayed her fanbase. Even if Candace had an open marriage, she is scandalizing her husband and going against God.
The Candace opposition must come together. Candace Owens can be defeated if we all work together under my authority as the man who defeated Candace Owens. This is winnable if you choose victory and stop playing into Candace's endless back-and-forth.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime everyone has been waiting for. Up until now, the approach people have taken against Candace has only strengthened her cult and grown her audience. The ongoing dynamic must be changed.
Regardless of political stripe, we must all come together to defeat the single biggest political podcaster in the world. Together, we can defeat Candace, but only with your help and support.
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I’ll never understand people who moralize merging like it’s a profound character test instead of a simple coordination exercise that saves everyone time when it’s executed at the actual merge point instead of queuing up in a single lane like it’s a school lunch line.
You can’t claim to celebrate car culture while simultaneously requiring front license plates.
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In 2012, Macklemore released a song entitled “Same Love,” advocating for same-sex marriage rights; the photograph on the single featured his uncle and his uncle’s husband.
Now he advocates on behalf of a society that supports throwing gay men off tall buildings.
Macklemore shares a message following his $1 million pledge to Palestine:
“Palestinians have lived for decades without basic rights and should not have to wait another day to be free. That is where my focus will remain. I will continue to stand with the Palestinian people and their fight for liberation. When the news cycle moves on, which it will, don't move with it.”
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The frontier of artificial intelligence is advancing at an alarming speed. Over the weekend, industry leaders voiced support for an idea that the American people and many AI researchers in their own labs have been calling for: We must responsibly slow the pace of frontier AI development.
A slowdown is critical in order to ensure AI serves the public interest. Pacing AI development does not mean giving up on this technology’s potential to produce life-saving benefits in fields like medicine — some of which we are already seeing. Rather, it is about setting up sensible guardrails so that AI does not completely escape human control and endanger our safety and collective future.
This moment demands the leadership of the United States government. Congress must work at an urgent pace to pass new laws and establish a new federal entity to provide oversight and independent testing for this technology, to ensure accountability, and to protect our wellbeing.
We need cooperation at an international level as well. The United States must continue to lead the world in developing AI technology even as we seek to impose common-sense safety standards. This means that the president must do his job to protect America’s interests by pursuing a treaty with countries like China to stop dangerous uses of AI, limit the speed of its development, and adopt global standards for testing.
Liberals going to war with palm trees is my new favorite meme. Peak irony. It’s beautiful.
