I make @Mariners edits & memes πŸ”± Cole Young Propagandist ⚾️ Pitching Staff Enthusiast 🦾 Freelance Editor πŸ’» 🏈:@hawkmuse (sarcastic idiot)

Seattle, WA
Joined May 2022
at least we have Cole Young
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i like that the brewers are getting cheating accusations for simply being a fundamentally sound defensive team that also knows how to play small ball offense. while the rest of the league swings for yard & makes errors
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forgot the game was on… just turned it on…. THE BREWERS ARE UP 10?!?!?!??????
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now with ben, i’m nervous for both teams 🫨
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small market team getting to play a series at home is just; perfect no notes
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like i don’t even know who hit that last ball, but it made me jump off the couch when he hit it 😭
these brewers are something special man. i have not been this nervous in a solid bit
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these brewers are something special man. i have not been this nervous in a solid bit
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they really found a way to talk about patrick mahomes during the world series
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yandy got the crosshair x eye black
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my mariners brain is struggling to understand… you’re telling me being down 4-0 isn’t an impossible game ending deficit?
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the black sox are looking down at the polymarket sign behind home plate confused
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It’s so surreal being at a #worldseries game. It’s one of those experiences you fantasize about your whole life then when it actually comes true, it’s hard to believe πŸ’›πŸ’™
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Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer retweeted
remembered we’re not having a 2027 mlb season
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Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer retweeted
been thinking about this all day
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β€œacquired from seattle this offseason”
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i love that baseballs integration of analytics & AI kinds came down to: β€œcomputa, how do i play baseball real good?” and it just went β€œbunt”
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