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Two wheels, loud kicks, good espresso. keeping it simple.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2009
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[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Forever grateful to witness you, @Cristiano. 🥲❤️
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my duo is losing it bro
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If blue fully takes over I'll record myself making out with a boy in a skirt and send it to my homophobic father
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WAIT you're telling me the dude who composed the Super Gogeta theme is now the Texas Attorney General wtf ✌️😭
Texas State Sen. Nathan Johnson, who composed music for the English dub of Dragon Ball Z, is now the Texas Attorney General
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fuckkk
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Mauvaise nouvelle pour leschiottes du travail : j arrive
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My Jason mask was $70 ima stab somebody fr on Halloween
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i want a blowjob but instead i’m at a job that blows #work
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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Driving Jewish cuz I be cutting off dickheads
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a word for word copy of another post days before. x.com/tekeee/status/…
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The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Barcelona lose
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REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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If algorithm show you this, you are getting your spark back
That feeling when you finally get your spark back
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The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
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Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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gta 6 better be fucking scared
The ‘SHREK 2: REMASTERED’ game will release on November 10.
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"my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it."
my happiness is my responsibility but i appreciate the people who add to it.
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