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✨bi-nosaur✨

@strugglesaurus

chaotic bi millennial struggling through life. unapologetic swiftie. mostly just screaming into the void. ♏️♈️♊️

 East Minneapolis
Joined October 2018
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I AM ALL TOO UNWELL
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Do I wear a “team Sophie” shirt to the Jonas Brothers concert tomorrow yes or yes
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Ohhhhh I didn’t realize that you guys are crazier than swifties. Got it. My bad.
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I better not tell them my floor ticket was only $5 because my friend got them on a discounted ticket app for vets
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Lmao what kind of crack is Lyft smoking?? (2 mins ago it was at $115 and I didn’t screen shot it bc I thought the app was glitched or something. Apparently just a surge. That’s a 5 mile ride btw)
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And that’s not just the priority pickup, that’s a “free upgrade” lmao
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Keeping this forever as proof I’m the favorite aunt
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Friendly reminder that nobody is giving your kids weed gummies. That shit’s expensive
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Me: “EL RENO. JOPLIN. BRIDGE CREEK/MOORE. MOORE AGAIN. 1925 TRI-STATE. THE WIZARD OF OZ. THE F5 THAT KILLED HELEN HUNT’S DAD IN TWISTER” Dude with the gun:
Chris Wicklund (@WickyDubs2) profile pictureChris Wicklund
@WickyDubs2Oct 28
Gun to your head name a tornado
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fiance has never seen gone girl so I’m making him watch it
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Me: “dont worry babe I’ll never gone girl you” Him: “I know, you’re too ADHD to plan something that elaborate” Me:
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How do I get a job where I only have to work like 2-3 days a week but can still pay all my bills? Somebody who knows the secret please let me know.
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Guys I think I figured out what can bring the left and the right together and it’s destroying flock cameras. Somebody run on this platform.
Jason Call 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@CallForCongress) profile pictureJason Call 🇵🇸 🇨🇩🇸🇩
@CallForCongressOct 28
Burn👏it👏down🔥🔥
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I’m watching the Starship Troopers movie from the 90s for the first time ever and I’m sorry but people really didn’t think this extremely campy movie was obvious satire??? Were people in the 90s ok??? Maybe media literacy has always been dead.
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lol I’m sorry… a tornado watch?
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The upper bleph strikes again
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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And I mean it’s objectively not bad work, she just doesn’t look like herself anymore. She had unique & distinctive eyes and changing them changed her whole look.
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lol this isn’t even that bad it’s like you people have never cleaned up after hosting any type of gathering before
Carole Mac (@HerbsandDirt) profile pictureCarole Mac
@HerbsandDirtOct 25
Airbnb Guests: How dare owners ask us to clean up after ourselves! That’s not our job! Also Airbnb Guests:
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I am just so fucking sick of this guy
Tina Smith (@TinaSmithMN) profile pictureTina Smith@TinaSmithMNOct 26
He's blatantly laying the groundwork to steal an election if his chosen candidate doesn't win... Minnesota will not take kindly to thinly veiled threats from a guy we've rejected three times (soon to be four)
Let's all get behind Michele Tafoya in Minnesota. She's running a great race. Don't allow them to play with the Votes after the race is over. The Federal Government will be watching closely. The only way she can lose is if they cheat by playing games with the Ballots as they come in. We can't allow that to happen, because I won Minnesota three times, but they didn't give me the Victories, and Minnesota hasn't been "won" since 1972, when Richard Nixon claimed the trophy. Michele Tafoya has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Senator from the Great State of Minnesota - She will not let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP

ALT Let's all get behind Michele Tafoya in Minnesota. She's running a great race. Don't allow them to play with the Votes after the race is over. The Federal Government will be watching closely. The only way she can lose is if they cheat by playing games with the Ballots as they come in. We can't allow that to happen, because I won Minnesota three times, but they didn't give me the Victories, and Minnesota hasn't been "won" since 1972, when Richard Nixon claimed the trophy. Michele Tafoya has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Senator from the Great State of Minnesota - She will not let you down! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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The Wild, Wolves, and Vikings are hilarious tbh
Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon) profile pictureJosh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 24
What a Venn diagram!
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Well, that’s because we’ve seen this film before and we know not to get our hopes up. We’re still traumatized from 1998.
Cheese🧀Curdler (@cheese_curdled) profile pictureCheese🧀Curdler
@cheese_curdledOct 23
I said it before, but the Vikings are undefeated and yet the fanbase has been very normal about it. Not obnoxious, very reasonable... I'm proud of them.
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