habitual line stepper

London, England
Joined May 2014
What in the name of awful graphics is this 😂😂😂
Replying to @MemEnglandhokey
This AI captain appears to be celebrating with a p flick
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It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Kafkaesque fun with @thameswater who have decided to pursue my wife for a princely £5 for an account she has never had. Because it doesn’t exist, their customer services just disconnect rather than help as no verification details exist. @CCWvoice how do I deal with this nonsense?
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I might suggest if you had an email address for complaints like every other regulated company seems to, we could have dealt with this by now. But no.
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Why do your drivers lie about attempting delivery? @dpduk_ why do you not have a sensible way to contact you instead of multiple comms channels all telling the same lie? Where is your complaints line? Joke of a company. #dpd
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Replying to @AccidentalP
An absolute marmalade-dropper of an interview with Richard Keys in the Telegraph today. This is magnificent.
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It’s Keir isn’t it
A "well-known Labour figure" is joining Reform next week, Farage says
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Replying to @PurkaitIshan
Or in your browser: madtv-online.com
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Papacy Simulator loading screen tip
Christians do not call burial places “necropolises”, that is, “cities of the dead”, but “cemeteries”, which literally means “sleeping places”, places where one rests, awaiting the resurrection.
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Inconceivable
canvassing for @ZohranKMamdani in the east village today and the actor who plays dr. strugis in young sheldon is in my canvassing group!!
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The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from Father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early, you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost.
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mmmmmmmh
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🥰🥰🥰
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Dune II. Where it all started.
Pixels, pixels, lovely pixels 🥰😎🔊 🕹️ Dune II: Battle for Arrakis (1992), PC
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Amazing story in The Times. Reform UK failed to pay VAT to HMRC on its sales (tickets, merchandise). About £400k in all. Not tax avoidance. Not tax evasion. They just didn't realise when you sell stuff you have to charge VAT.
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HAAAAAA the NECK on Truss, the absolute brass NECK
Wrong. We need spending cuts AND tax cuts. Corporation tax in particular is driving away companies. As I said in 2022, unfunded tax rises would make the debt worse.
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France contemplates end of the Fifth Republic amid political crisis — Telegraph
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"I'd gone straight, but it's time for one last fackin' job lads"
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