@stuartloser

26| i like to play fetch

Joined April 2025
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horse dentist
@equine__dentist13h
HEUuGHHH BLECH ACKK
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"you're allowed to relax, you know" you don't get it my skeleton will hatch
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Hestia, Esq@Hestia_EsqOct 25
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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megan@chismosavirusOct 26
getting off a plane and feeling greasy, dry, thirsty, and unworthy of love
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now that I have a boyfriend I don’t really know what to do. It’s a novelty. Any suggestions?
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Going to red lobster and ordering a platter of debris and shrapnel
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Luxora@LuxoraWorldOct 26
sophie thatcher is seriously unreal. this look lives rent-free in my mind.
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✧˖@colditionerOct 26
one of the best needle drop from 2020s
✧˖@colditionerOct 26
what's your favorite needle drop from the last decade?
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evil dog in time out
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el thesubwaymp3 rip@crsleuthOct 25
not to be dramatic but i think this is the best anyone has ever looked
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she possesses a level of beauty shared only by vampires and other fabled immortals
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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boyfriend taking me to Busch gardens for the first time today
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so hot I had to bite him
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uɹɐɔ@HeStillSmokinOct 24
Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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apollo@pmoreforarmorOct 24
how life has been lately
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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morose hooker retweeted
Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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got another gym pic this morning
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he take picture of me from the back I take picture of him from the back
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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