YB, comedy... sometimes. retweeted
I wear a mask 😷.
Welcome to DC in November, or as I like to call it, surprise bitch, you just got bit by 7 mosquitoes.
YB, comedy... sometimes. retweeted
If I was crazy at SNL and wanted to have a great cold open, I'd put Hannah as Haley Stevens and ask Zohran to make his debut but as Abdul.
executive orders aren't irreversible, isn't that cute
Trump: We have something that’s of great interest to a lot of people: the Oval Office and the Cabinet Room.
And I’m going to be signing a document which will make them into a landmark for the ages. It won’t be able to be taken down, destroyed, touched, or anything else.
It’s a federal landmark. And when completed, and when we get the documentation fully done, legally binding, it’ll make it impossible for anybody ever to destroy this incredible space.
YB, comedy... sometimes. retweeted
That sound you hear is a thousand Navy Yard condos hitting the market.
I just love to see Jeffries shat on
My family group chat is passing around this petition signed by over 300,000 people demanding house Democrats choose a new speaker who is not Hakeem Jeffries
change.org/p/house-democrats…
Continuing my birthday week watch, and the Watchmen, Ultimate cut is blowing my mind, sorry I love it. Snyder reminds me of John Huston; it's just lovely to watch.
might i suggest @POTUS how cool it would be for you to sign the approval of making DC a state and cement your place in history? Very good press. very good.
Dem Socialists @janees win DC Mayor, we're gonna be a sanctuary city, ICE OUT
BREAKING: Democrat Janeese Lewis George wins District of Columbia's mayor race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4zqxqwp
she needs another shot
wow, if the dems had done ANY campaigning for Arkansas on a national level, they could have taken Cotton out. @hallieshoffner shoutout. we failed you. ;(
omg Les would have loved this resident evil. we would have talked about this for HOURS. Well, I love it at least so far.
This life alone fucking BLOWS BALLS.
yeah you, reading, cherish your fucking loved ones.
there are groups of 12-15 national guard and fbi agents on every corner west of south Capitol this morning @WashProbs and not a single one will ever pick up trash.
I am shook. Goodbye.
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apparently asking the dog moms and dads gathered at the park tonight if they have "seen the dog Elvis that gets massages on Tiktok" is not a great opener




















