@stumpblower

God. Family. Land. Dogs. Hate digging holes but I still do it. I play cards with JD Shellnut.

 Deep in the red clay.
Joined August 2024
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A simple man. Prepared for mayhem.
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As always the time changing next week takes some getting used to. Here’s a map so you can prepare.
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The Death Industrial Complex is one of the biggest rackets ever.
Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 24
Do you live in a burial or cremation state?
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Man I love living out where you hear random rapid gunfire and there’s no worry but a sense of security.
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Body by Bell.
Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
@AverageSizeAndyOct 24
No one can ever make fun of my diet ever again…. According to the Army I’m the healthiest I’ve been in years. 😂😂😂
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Do not. I repeat. Do not go to your local Costco this morning. The Pokémon nerd horde is out. You’ve been warned.
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Suicidal Tendencies.
MeltdownRocks@MeltdownRocksOct 22
What's the band you've seen the most times in concert?
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Sunny. High of 75. It’s a camo croc fit burn day.
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Have you talked to your doctor about Triactin? Try actin like a man.
Ryan McKinnell@RyanMcKinnellOct 20
Im the biggest @Metallica fan anyone knows. Over 50 shows. Fanclub member in my 30th year. Some of the biggest shows from coast to coast. I've defended them to hell & back. Just sold my Spehere tickets. Made nothing. Wanted them gone. Fuck James Hetfield. Fucking loser.
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Braised New World
Half A Pond
@Half_A_PondOct 21
Make a book title edible. Smoked Lonesome Dove.
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It’s Moneyball.
HAWK
@HawkEmDownChrisOct 20
You can’t say Rocky, Remember the Titans, Coach Carter, or The Sandlot. What’s the greatest sports movie of all time?
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They tell you you’re wrong. That you’re imagining things. Trust your gut. Stevia is fuckin gross.
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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktokOct 19
Deranged TikToker is calling on people to start violent riots in the United States by targeting "nice neighborhoods." Cc @FBI
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Lie ‘til you die. Get the art out of there.
Musée du Louvre
@MuseeLouvreOct 19
🇫🇷 Chers visiteurs, en raison d’un mouvement social étudiant, le musée est fermé pour le moment. Nous vous prions de nous excuser de la gêne occasionnée. 🌍Dear visitors, due to student strikes the museum is currently closed. We apologise for the inconvenience.
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That look when you supported the cause not the consequences.
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Pops would be proud.
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Yeah puppy. The Dawgs lost. It’s just a game. How about a snacky?
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What went wrong?
Daily Front
@Daily__FrontOct 17
BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🇮🇳 Indian magician dies during a live performance after a dangerous stunt goes horribly wrong.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The performer seen in the video did not die. According to news reports, the man collapsed from suffocation when the stunt failed, but was rescued by spectators and narrowly escaped death. abplive.com/trending/man-f…
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Turned the generator off now it’s too quiet. Why isn’t spicy ice cream a thing? How come wool doesn’t shrink on sheep when it rains? Why do I have finger prints? What is the true nature of quantum entanglement at a foundational level?
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Freddy Kruger.
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Well crap. Powers out. Anyone for hand puppets?
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