Kerri Styne Willis

TV Show idea: Parents vs toddlers. The team of parents tries to complete a task, like stacking cups, while the toddler counteracts their every move. If the parents get all the cups stacked, they win. It's harder than it sounds.

People assume #engineering is all new technology and fancy stuff. But in reality I spend way more time fixing old stuff. Today a repair hinged on my ability to find a blank Jump Drive that could hold 1GB of data or less.

I'm kinda new to parenting, but I'm pretty sure they make pterodactyl noises when they want to sleep.

I'm pretty sure Jake and Amy sent out a very similar Christmas Card this year. #Brooklyn99

Nothing it will wake you up quite like a GIANT spider crawling across your steering wheel as you drive down the highway.

Did you really fly through Chicago if you didn't have to sprint to make your connection?

My co-workers thank me for my help by sending me cat memes in emails instead of a simple "Thank You". They really know me here. 😻😹

When you're an engineer that works on machines, but also a woman that "belongs in a kitchen" #LadyEngineer

Adventure is out there! instagram.com/p/BMOmGdrgjoC/

I typically like the updates my phone gives me about my activity and sleep, except today when it reminded me I only got 3 hours of sleep.

that's why I don't read.

@brookeanorton Dickens loved cats. teapawt.net/Know/status/7794112820…