i can't in good faith get excited for this until i see that "in production" announcement, but............... god is real
TODD HAYNES says his “next film” will be THE MAIDS starring CATE BLANCHETT
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and i'll smile
Jack Lowden, Margaret Qualley Top Bookie Odds for Next James Bond and Bond Girl hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
Joyless losers everywhere
new column, on becoming completely uninterested in the moviegoing zeitgeist splicetoday.com/moving-pictu…
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The sudden onslaught of automatic, backlash-timed, insipid little remarks about how uninterested in and intellectually above “You Can See Everything” people are is so inspiring. Insecure and humiliating. Incurious. Oblivious. Mirrors the subject. Harrowing!
I’ve endured like 15+ years of knee jerk cynicism to zeitgeisty new movie releases. It never gets more tolerable or less tedious to endure.
seek professional help
The way things work on the Left, Film Twitter especially, is that they patrol you on a daily basis. They look for your thought crimes, any word you might have said, so they can expand an accusation, point a finger, and accuse you of something. RACIST! HOMOPHOBE! TRANSPHOBE! BIGOT! Rinse, repeat.
This is a form of power or control, but it is temporary because it is rooted in a delusion. They know it, too, but power feels good, even if it is 'big fish, small pond' power. That has done nothing but destroy them and led to a climate of fear and a culture of silence.
Freedom of speech does not exist. You are to obey and comply or else. If you break a rule, out of utopia you must go. Even after Trump winning twice, even after a wrecked culture and collapsing film industry, they cling to this temporary power to destroy others with absolutely zero self-awareness of what they've become.
Freedom of speech does not exist anymore on the woke left. And hasn't for a while, not that you need me to tell you that. You must obey and comply, or else.
If you break one of their strident rules, out of utopia you must go. Even after Trump won twice, even after a wrecked culture and a collapsing film industry, they cling to this temporary power to destroy others with absolutely zero self-awareness of what they've become.
But don't ever let these monsters define you or scare you. They are cowards who waste their days attacking other people rather than building or healing or helping us unite again as a country. They don't want to unite. They want gulags. Fuck that.
the outrage from these people about the new narnia is so endlessly entertaining to me. I mean it looks like dogshit but for these people it’s a cultural affront. Gotta love it.
NURSE!!!!!
This is awful and I hate it. Namely because Gerwig took all the fear out of it.
What does that mean?
Originally, Uncle Andrew TRICKED the children into touching the rings.
He was a coward who wouldn’t use the rings himself because he didn’t know exactly what would happen. So he sent a Guinea Pig and Polly through first.
Diggory, DESPITE his fear chose to go and rescue Polly.
The ENTIRE THEME of the book is being TERRIFIED but doing the thing anyway.
• Terrified to use the rings
• Terrified of new worlds
• Terrified your mom is going to die and that Aslan won’t help you save her
Gerwig has erased the heroism from The Magicians Nephew.
Nobody is afraid
Nobody is evil
Nobody can be a hero
holy shit the only thing more annoying than this movie is going to be these fucking nerds
I’m kinda pissed that new sense & sensibility is coming out this weekend. I had plenty of time for that in August and September what are we doing


















