Uptober promised candles green,
Then oil and yields got downright mean.
BTC slipped, alts lost their shoes,
CT prescribed “ignore the news.”
My bags are red, my memes are gold—
At least my jokes are worth the hold. 😂
If I let you know I’m leaving you’re gonna try to hold me to complain about something trivial or try to get me to do some menial task instead of just letting me go.
I told my wife we'll be rich off crypto in two years...
Five years later, when she asks me to come down for dinner:
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