I can serve the ultimate shit sandwich.

Windsor, Ontario
Joined April 2022
Trump is visiting Port Huron, Michigan today This is the first time I've seen Canadian airspace restricted for a US president visiting just over the border I wonder what's different this time🤔
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We've been warned, boys😬
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Ya know, ya always have the option of painting happy trees😉
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Imagine how much money will be made from speed camera tickets😲
New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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Every autumn we fall victim to Big Chrysanthemum😠
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superpilotish retweeted
Fact of the Day: The B17 needed a support crew of 717.5 men for each mission, it took 800.85hrs to prepare for each mission as during WW2 ground crews & pilots were only allowed to work 8.0085hrs with a 1hr break for lunch and 2x 15min tea breaks Photographed from a Canberra
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I'm so glad I'm apolitical
Whoops!  The NDP forgot to take the A.I. prompts out of their “Big, Bold Health Care Plan” before they posted it online. It’s no wonder no one takes the NDP seriously.
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Wishing the aviation technicians the best🙏
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti: Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè. Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan. Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal. Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan. Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou. Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa. Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan. Desizyon an nan men nou.
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A READING: From 'Unelected' Introduction NEW BOOK OUT NOW: amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0GGYQNWH…
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They report drug arrests differently in El Salvador than in Canada🤔 @winstarvander
Junto a efectivos de la @FUERZARMADASV intervenimos a estas dos personas que se conducían en un vehículo sobre el barrio El Tránsito, en San Sebastián, San Vicente Norte. Los identificamos como: ▫️Milagro de María Cornejo Ventura, de 31 años de edad ▫️Ronal Mauricio Martínez Molina, de 27 años Al registrar el vehículo se les incautó: ▫️Porciones de cocaína ▫️Dinero en efectivo ▫️3 celulares y un vehículo Ambos serán remitidos por tráfico ilícito. Si te encontramos droga, serás capturado. Pensalo bien.
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Elon's launching cars? Whatevs, check this banger It's a cat in a ceiling😎
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El Presidente's media team never disappoints😀🇸🇻
Inauguración puente binacional General Manuel José Arce
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This makes me wanna party wih @DeltaDuster
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superpilotish retweeted
☕️QUESTION☕️ How Many People are still interested in an official CWSA (Coffee With Scott Adams) mug? Please tag some Simultaneous Sippers to spread the poll. ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️ @ScottAdamsSays @ZiaErica
66%Yes, Interested
34%No, I'm good
119 votes • Final results
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For clarification, the last Snowbirds performance of the year will be at the Grey Cup 2026 Snowbirds schedule - Canada.ca share.google/R3PtnjTqW9V96MC…
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The algo stopped giving me veggie/raw diet content a couple of years ago I think it's because @JoshuaLisec is no longer a veganist🤔
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In a way, I like SI better than AI, because no one is named SI
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If your phone falls in the toilet, keep the faith Rinse it, dry it, cherish it🙏
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There is only one good beer koozie design, and I don't think anyone makes it anymore😐
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