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repeatedly baffling christendom by continuing to live

Joined July 2013
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picked cyberpunk 2077 up after 6yrs. found the camera mode. lightning rigger instincts kicked in, it's been an hour and this is all i gotta show for it
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sitting laughing by myself cause i can't stop imaging that mpreg's bodies are producing naturally occurring poppers during birth
Replying to @hollanbun
Tbf, I think natural birth for mpreg is hard to fathom bc of how the anus muscle contracts and the possibility of accidentally decapitating the baby's head by your anus
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estou doente em casa. em que canal está a passar o BBC vida selvagem
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what's the onomatopeia you use for the sound a mouse makes when talking????
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o SNS24 ter uma agente AI, depois de um questionário de "se sim, prima 1" de quase 10min..... se eu estivesse a morrer tinha morrido ao som de um midi de violinos
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os meus pronomes? super/bock
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campeões crl
🚨JUST IN: A falconer who trains Benfica’s mascot eagle has been detained on suspicion of helping run a cocaine trafficking operation through Lisbon Airport
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oh my god who keeps putting the iceage discourse on my timeline. i'm too old and employed for this
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it seems i won
who asked for the lil tray with a profile preview to open instead of just taking me to the user profile??? who aaaaaaaaaasked el*n who aaaaaaaaasked
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já não se pode ter um pito papudo. deixem-me viver
JOHYUN’S OUTFIT AT ‘KARLOVY VARY’ PREMIERE SPARKS CONFUSION ONLINE Johyun’s appearance at the vip premiere of karlovy vary has drawn attention online, but this time it’s her styling that has people talking. She wore a burgundy body-hugging dress, and fans questioned the noticeable detail around the neckline, with some asking, “why is the styling like that?” 😭
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the navigators in persona should be remarking on your battle like british football commentators
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who asked for the lil tray with a profile preview to open instead of just taking me to the user profile??? who aaaaaaaaaasked el*n who aaaaaaaaasked
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nem toda a gente pode viver fora de uma cidade, só sobreviver. deixem-se lá das olimpíadas do sacrifício cristão "se eu consigo vocês conseguem e só não querem", tão a discutir uns com os outros quando o problema vem de cima e só resolve se pararem de querer ter razão vs. todos
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não é para já mas damn...
como alguém que cresceu e viveu numa vila dormitório no vale do ave: se tivesse que voltar, a primeira coisa que faria seria ir a casa do meu avô pegar na espingarda, pedir um táxi para uma das ene fábricas abandonadas, meter o cano na boca e encher o meu crânio de chumbo
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como alguém que cresceu e viveu numa vila dormitório no vale do ave: se tivesse que voltar, a primeira coisa que faria seria ir a casa do meu avô pegar na espingarda, pedir um táxi para uma das ene fábricas abandonadas, meter o cano na boca e encher o meu crânio de chumbo
Replying to @notirisbk
Como alguém que já morou em Lisboa e agora mora no interior posso dizer com toda a certeza que a qualidade de vida cá é 1000X melhor
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metade dos beefs que acontecem no Persona 5 não seriam um problema se deixassem os putos no japão fumar ganzas
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com a idade deles em vez de arranjar beef? tava ganzada a jogar euro truck simulator! 10/10
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i know the proto it girls are moving to lisbon and living their life like they're the mc in a movie but i swear to god if they keep making me late to work because they decide that the whole sidewalk is a catwalk im turning expats into statistics
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move to the SIDE you're a size 0 you don't to take all the walkable space around you
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tenham menos opiniões
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9 and i'm douching and shaving before boarding
전 8번할게요 5번도 나쁘지읺다 다이고옆애앉아서 미네 뒤통수 바라보기 내뒤통수가 따갑긴한데
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i save all my empty foreign cigarette packs because when shit hits the fan this is going to be the closest to a 21st century rosetta stone we'll have
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