“i didn’t know i could cum that many times” just y’know. btw

(alternate universe where Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry are kitchen supplies) Ilya: Colander,

the fact that estrogen doesn’t reverse the effect of testosterone on vocal chords is like a top 3 evil of the bodily violation that is testosterone-fueled puberty to trans women

my body is a temple but more in the satanic temple way where i mostly just use it to piss off conservatives

i got a 1540 on my SAT and now i’m a college dropout who jerks off and plays video games all day

very enlightening comics to the fact that if i ever met a clone of myself i would love her so bad. but it’s just the one of me so my capacity for self-love is only available through the lens of my highly depressive internal monologue and i’ve just gotta deal with that

progesterone

self-loathing is really a self-fulfilling prophecy sometimes huh

going to the aquarium high for my birthday today

hit my boyfriend with a dreamworks face right before we were gonna fuck and unlocked the secret tech for killing the mood immediately and irreversibly

i talk about how i used to be able to shoot insane ropes like how a former star football player talks about life before he shattered his knee into a million pieces

everyone was all “the dog is beating your ass at chess” about the woke levels of this game but they failed to consider that the dog has been a trans lesbian the whole time

found out my boss is bisexual today and it gave me flashbacks to when my old employees saw my tits on twitter dot com

i’m gonna open this game tonight and orgasm so hard the walls shake

getting mildly high so i can fast-forward time until the fortune’s weave release tonight

crazy how many “woke” cïs people think it’s like fine and acceptable to say or ask for someone’s deadname unprompted

oot link is trans rep the way when it’s time for him to grow up he just blacks out for 7 years and wakes up in a body he doesn’t recognize

thinking about when i was getting harassed by some guy at a concert and when he tried to buy me a drink i told him i was there with my boyfriend and he was like “hey i’ll buy him a drink too.” insane maneuver lowkey