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deputy director of audience development @buzzfeed | no one read my tweets to Lea Michele (she/her)

Brooklyn, NY
Joined September 2010
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Libbing out does not include you
54 seats and counting. And I learned how to grill…these burgers and dogs are fully cooked.
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hehehe yay 💙
It is not an exaggeration to say last night was an extinction level event for republicans.
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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n00b 4 lyfe
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Tweeting “vote blue” to my 99% gay and female audience
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Whoever decided to reduce L train service the weekend of Halloween and the New York City marathon… are you stupid…..
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Where is “the clique”
Who the fuck made this list
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Just sittin' here being all cute!
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goodnight to everyone except for Elizabeth Holmes’ evil gay husband
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All adventurous women do.
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what was the point of winning American Idol if you can't buy the animatronic birds you want
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this is the best celebrity feud we’ve had in years
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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imagine if Jesus Christ went to Cheesecake Factory and saw that everyone got free bread, he’d be thrilled
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We are TTPD we carry the flame
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Wait Guillermo kinda ate that up…. #dwts
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The life of a showgirl deluxe…….
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Why do they keep making Mariska sing #StopMakingMariskaSing
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Elon Musk’s Twitter is so amazing
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im like a dog hearing my favourite words
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING, a documentary by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Featuring Elizabeth Holmes. Only in theaters this October.
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just saw someone on tiktok say that they invented AI to hide the existence of mermaids…. yes mama let’s go with that
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