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Reality Swamp Witch

@swampwitcher

i just say stuff about love island and the bachelor but like anonymously

Joined December 2020
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Ah yes, another mediocre white man with the personality of a brick to watch for 2 months #thebachelor
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Salley really just said Clayton is putting her on the spot after she, a stranger, showed up to HIS hotel room and shared all her relationship trauma #TheBachelor
Salley is suss as hell change my mind #TheBachelor
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This rose ceremony is literally in a HOTEL LOBBY omfg #TheBachelorette
I’m HERE for this verbal gang attack on Chris but also can they do this to Brendan and Pieper ??#JusticeforNatasha #BachelorInParadise
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Me watching stupid Chris on this stupid date talking about how he's looking for someone to spend the rest of his stupid life with #BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseabc
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Chris trying to talk to Jessenia was solely to soothe his own conscience and she is a QUEEN for shutting him down #BachelorInParadise #BachelorNation #bachelorinparadiseabc
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Tammy: What did you do? Chris: I don’t know #bachelorinparadiseabc #bachelorinparadise #BachelorNation
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Demi do you ever think constantly describing Mari as evil, entitled, and self-righteous could be … you projecting? #bachelorinparadiseabc #bachelorinparadise
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Am I the only one shook by this or #BachelorInParadise #bachelorinparadiseabc @AmabileJoe
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Thomas just spouts hot nonsense and honestly I am here for it #bachelorinparadise
SEND HELP Joe's not even wearing his grey sockettes with his red slide-ons today he's really in pain #bachelorinparadise
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Me watching Grocery Store Joe go through another potential heartbreak #bachelorinparadise #bachelorinparadiseabc
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Joe out here spouting self-fulfilling, self-defeating prophesies about his love life like #bachelorinparadise #bachelorinparadiseabc
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Thomas: Wow it's hot here Tre, Aaron, James: #bachelorinparadiseabc #bachelorinparadise
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Tre’s verbatim description of how he once thought he could be friend with Thomas #bachelorinparadise
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"They're so happy ... I'm not" - My single ass when I see a couple holding hands #BachelorInParadise
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The guys when the see the girls' reactions to Thomas #bachelorinparadise
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OMG what are the odds that Thomas would show up JUST when the guys were talking about how they don't want him to show up #BachelorInParadise
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I for real thought this episode was about to turn into the 9th Saw movie after seeing that "Play Me!" message on the boombox #bachelorinparadise
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