@swantail

Esoteric Shawty

Joined April 2023
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nat@swantailSep 25
If you know me irl I am so sorry
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My fish are cooler than your fish
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Yall wanna see something super cool?
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What a queen
jesse:)@essej_rehceebOct 27
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
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Ctfu this is so dramatic
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Replying to @itssixfn @swantail
No one deserves it. Men are treated like pathetic vermin for being short, through no fault of their own. Of course they lie about being taller, so they can enjoy, for a brief flash, what it's like to be considered human.
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I wonder if they ever think about me
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I’m only on tinder for like 2 days at a time cuz I can never figure out what I’m actually looking for. I think I am bored and lonely. It’s in my best interest to probably just be looking for casual sex and friends but ugh I just wanna love someone! And I want someone to love me!
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Hey so I was not asking for advice!
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Why do my stream of consciousness tweets get 800 likes bruh I’m gonna freak out
nat@swantailOct 26
I’m only on tinder for like 2 days at a time cuz I can never figure out what I’m actually looking for. I think I am bored and lonely. It’s in my best interest to probably just be looking for casual sex and friends but ugh I just wanna love someone! And I want someone to love me!
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Working in an 83° warehouse has got my internal thermostat all fucked up. Anything less than 75° feels chilly
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What’s the worst car make
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There’s more than one acceptable response but there are definitely wrong answers as well
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nat retweeted
ح@ange1cakeOct 26
my favorite
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@petaltrinOct 24
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Banned from Hinge with 0 explanation & have tried to appeal several times with no success. Happened shortly after I broke up with the craziest man I have ever dated so I have a hunch he reported me for something untrue and hinge just believed him
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Sooooo frustrating. @hinge I’m actually begging you to allow me back I didn’t do anything & Hinge is the only dating app I have ever found success with
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I went on a date with someone who claimed 5’10 via profile but was maybe an inch taller than me (5’3) but I kept my mouth Shuttt bc why would you embarrass someone like this, what do u stand to gain. It is funny tho like do they think we won’t notice orrrr
𝗴𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲 🛍️
@foreeeeealOct 25
left a first date before we even got inside DAMN 😭😭 lil bro still offered to buy me dinner IM DEAD 😭😭😭
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“You’d stop seeing someone cuz they’re short that’s so shallow” no I would not but I would absolutely stop seeing someone if their first impression is a lie!
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None of my coworkers know I do numbers on Twitter…maybe if they did they’d have some respect for me
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/j before anyone comes in here and pisses me off
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Stop I was expecting to come back to appx 5 likes
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I wish gaining 5 lbs didn’t make me feel completely unloveable
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