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@sween411

I’m either watching the Orioles, reading books, or drinking beer. Sometimes all three at once. 🐣🤙🏼 🪩freedom over everything; your govt hates you 🪩

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Joined November 2008
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LMAO I am so done. What a week.
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Throw the whole team in the trash, good god.
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Thanks for existing in a positive way, Marlo 🫶🏼
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Idk if I’ve ever heard the Bank so quiet 😂
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LOL
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Sorry to the poor girl who drew the short straw and had to email me about renewing my O’s season plan. She got more than she bargained for 😅
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 3
BREAKING: Voting machines reportedly malfunction across New York's Westchester County on Election Day.
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Vote like our state depends on it, because it does.
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JK I’m 99% positive that voting is a scam because we all know the modern government would never actually put the power in the people’s hands. We’re fucked no matter what, but I’d like cheaper registration while the ship is sinking, you know?
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God I hate daylight savings
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LMAO Murphy’s Law in full effect right now, what the fuck.
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Is 8:35a too early for a fridge cig?
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I’m already annoyed by Feyre, only took 4 pages into her first chapter 😂 #ACOSH
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Happy ACOTAR 6 release day, 8 years ago today I was Amarantha for Halloween 👻
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Just stalking my Amazon for “out for delivery” notification on ACOTAR 6. Not sure why Amazon doesn’t set preorders for book releases to be delivered in the 4-8a window but they shoulddddd 😩
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Idk guys. I’m from Baltimore and I’ve loved hardcore my whole life but I could not care less about turnstile in dc. Is it bc I’m 41 and actually elevated my life or is it bc I missed the boat somewhere 🫪
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Touchy POV saying I’ve elevated my life but I’m also drunk in my camper at 1am sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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🚨 THE FLYERS WON A HOCKEY GAME 🚨
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You can pry full rim black eyeliner out of my dead millennial hands. #midwestemoszn
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“Didn’t Betty White live to be 103?” - it blows my mind the information kids pick up 😂
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Hmmm…
Deadline (@DEADLINE) profile pictureDeadline
@DEADLINEOct 15
Prime Video has found its leading stars for ‘Fourth Wing,’ the TV series adaptation of Rebecca Yarros’ bestselling novel. Esther McGregor has been cast as Violet Sorrengail, and Emilio Sakraya will bring to life the character of Xaden Riorson, sources close to production tell Deadline. More details here: deadline.com/2026/10/xaden-v…
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Going from the finale of Carrie straight into Jason being bullied on Crystal Lake has my mama heart hurting. But really, can more people watch horror and realize that being a dick isn’t cool 😭😭
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But really, 2026 has absolutely killed it for horror. The original ideas are great, the adaptations are great, everything is great (except 92% of the things Ryan Murphy puts his hands on, someone stop that man for the love of god)
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