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Chicago, IL
Joined April 2014
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bought the bikini i’ve been dreaming about for years 🫦
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my surgeon told me “it’s time to masturbate”
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sorry i cant come to work i have medically-prescribed gooning
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amputation complete ✅
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a story i wrote is included in the new CLOWNS anthology from Dopamine Books 🤡
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my blue collar boyfriend told me most of his coworkers refuse to eat pussy bc they think it’s “gay”
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my boyfriend asked one of my trans friends if she’s ever considered DJing
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went home to visit my family and my gay brother made me watch heated rivalry and then my lesbian sister made me watch yellowjackets
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my boyfriend keeps asking if he should change his name
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i wanna see the tenth heaven 🌙
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can everyone post their mirror selfie wrapped again this year
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im reading my 800-page Russian novel in the clothing optional pool 🐠
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before the rave / after the rave
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everyone has to get less puritanical right NOW
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my boyfriend decorated our bedroom to welcome me back after a weeklong trip he is single-handedly keeping romance alive
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