𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 ‍ 𝑤𝑎𝑖𝑡, ‍ 𝓢𝐔͟𝐍͟𝐒͟𝐇͟𝐈͟𝐍͟𝐄

do you want a tissue

aww ... so you admit i am richer 𖬺 therefore better than you ? so cute.

not at all. why would it ? are we SURE ... jesus, let’s buy you some new clothes while we’re out.

i might have to ... since my MAIN fine shyt isn’t going to buy me food.

by things do you mean people be honest god, please — you look like you just won a gucci giveaway.

* ❓ a man has needs

it is summer, flora ! god forbid i want to rot in my bed for a few days. aaalright — change out of that outfit though ... it’s ugly. the press are going to think i’m doing charity at the homeless shelter.

opening new race engineer applications. qualities needed: shuts the fuck up, never talks, leaves me alone, buys me food, quiet, mute, no voicebox. thank you for your consideration 💢.

who said i can’t do anything independently? just because i have friends 𖬺 you don’t. hm. not the option i thought you’d go for. what’re you craving? i can get it ordered orrrr we can go out.

i am a grown ass man — i don’t do pranks anymore. they just want to plan a weekend away soon. you want to watch a movie ? fuck ? go for lunch ? women are hard to please.

* 😐 i can’t control who texts me, flora. very important boys groupchat things happening right now ... don’t leave, jesus. so moody. what do you want to do ?

have you ever considered that i’m on my phone to purposefully ignore you ?

can you not ? i’m clearly busy.