Swiff (@swiff) header
Swiff (@swiff) profile picture

Swiff

@swiff

Books, hockey, music.

 Pennsylvania, USA
fantasybookcritic.blogspot.com
Joined September 2008
  • Tweets9.6K
  • Following1.8K
  • Followers1K
629Media
Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)Photo by Swiff (@swiff)
Swiff retweeted
NHL (@NHL) profile picture
NHL
@NHLOct 21
ARSENY GRITSYUK, WHAT A GOAL 😱
28
247
41
2,065
151,165
It’s been 3 years and I still think of this tweet every time we play the blues
Charlie Arsenault (@cwarsenault) profile pictureCharlie Arsenault@cwarsenault29 Jun 2023
Dvorsky is what hockey bros call it when their parents split up
4
137
1
4,872
72,699
Swiff retweeted
phil (@blackphilled) profile picture
phil@blackphilledSep 18
"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981
Miou (@Once4alll) profile pictureMiou@Once4alllSep 16
Seven Samurai (1954) | Akira Kurosawa
680
9,294
459
274,591
16,755,965
My 7-year-old daughter heard me say that Dolly Parton died, and got visibly very sad. I was surprised she even knew that name. “You know Dolly Parton?” In the sweetest timid voice, she replied: “Well, I don’t _know_ know her. But she sent me books.” 🥹😢😭
407
14,989
529
219,007
3,009,746
Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.
224
3,508
191
35,541
1,783,075
Christopher Nolan expects audiences to believe this trip lasted 10 years
Image from Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)
469
4,239
637
76,553
14,640,909
The greatest interaction on the internet ever. #HOTD
Image from House of the Dragon News (@HOTDNewsHBO)
Image from House of the Dragon News (@HOTDNewsHBO)
19
312
14
5,764
498,157
Swiff retweeted
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) profile picture
Jarvis
@jarvis_bestJul 15
This book is going to rule.
Image from Jarvis (@jarvis_best)
148
263
48
5,831
802,595
All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.
115
3,363
52
35,450
327,421
Detroit had the Russian Five. Florida will have the January 6
nirful (@H_0CKEY) profile picturenirful@H_0CKEYJun 21
Tkachuk-Bennett-Tkachuk who the fuck is stopping that line
87
1,136
47
17,889
998,286
One of the wildest stats in sports: This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final. This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.
49
599
54
8,026
523,140
So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 
577
9,658
371
54,911
829,542
Swiff retweeted
sha ☆ (@ivymreau) profile picture
sha ☆@ivymreauApr 22
i am NOT a cocomelon parent you’re going to sit down and watch all 115 of macklin’s 2025-2026 season points
San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) profile pictureSan Jose Sharks
@SanJoseSharksApr 22
From 1 to 115. 📈 We've got 46 straight minutes of Macklin Celebrini's points from this season.
2
341
1
4,390
185,412
Every dream gets its start somewhere.
Image from New Jersey Devils (@NJDevils)
Image from New Jersey Devils (@NJDevils)
28
231
36
3,389
225,419
Jack Hughes since the Olympics: 20 games • 13 goals | 5th in NHL • 23 assists | 1st in NHL • 36 points | 1st in NHL • 83 shots | 1st in NHL • 148pt pace | 1st in NHL Healthy Hughes and New Jersey is in the playoffs right now.
Image from Big Head Hockey (@bigheadhcky)
30
85
13
1,308
67,404
Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailMar 31
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7
Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's cross-dressing husband Bryon

While his wife has operated at the highest echelons of US politics, Bryon Noem, 56, has been dressing up as a busty bimbo and paying adult entertainers to talk dirty.

dailymail.com
71
1,408
38
24,368
1,107,931
For the sake of posterity here is Matt Berry saying the words “Burger King”
26
740
26
7,388
394,459
this made me laugh so hard
Image from 𝗟aura ⛰︎ (@seemoine)
9
60
7
3,549
190,079
Kid riding the zamboni at the Devils game with an Abolish ICE flag for the win 🔥💪
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a PWHL game between the New York Sirens (who play their home games at Prudential Center in NJ) and the Montreal Victoire—not a New Jersey Devils game. Other photos from the game: x.com/troublesomehol…
168
1,819
113
17,086
993,819
Swiff retweeted
sarah (@llemonsteaaa) profile picture
sarah@llemonsteaaaFeb 16
I’m crying at this 😭😭😭
296
4,341
500
46,096
1,753,578
Load more