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Swipehound | Raw Dating App Game retweeted
I love women.
Just because weâre educated about how the world works doesnât mean we canât love them.
When you love something you open yourself up to not having your feelings reciprocated.
But thatâs the cost of doing business.
And itâs where a lot of guys turn to negative, bitter, complaints instead of channeling this dark energy into productivity.
No risk of downside no upside.
Pity the women who donât want to get along with me because weâd have a great time together.
Talking shit about women is easy. Most guys do, and itâs fucking lame. It's the bottomfeeder conformist path
Take the higher road and say GOOD things instead
Start with âI love womenâ
Better men than you and I have been saying this for centuries
You should be pursuing sex so aggressively with every chick you're talking to that she VERY QUICKLY has to either say Yes or No
Don't waste your time with "maybe"
YES & fuck
or NO & move on
Confident men push for sex FAST
I've seen a LOT of dating app profiles
Believe me when I say:
The single highest-ROI thing you can do for dating success is to get lean and show it off
Get lean
& Show it OFF
There's nothing that screams "sex appeal" more than visible abs & veins
There's nothing that screams "hot guy" more than a sharp jaw & granite chin
This needs to be your #1 priority
GET LEAN
and
SHOW IT OFF
Side note -
The girl in this Tinder screenshot, I did end up meeting her and taking her home on the first date. She looked EXACTLY like Jennifer Aniston, to the point where she was annoyed by it because people constantly told her she looked EXACTLY like Jennifer Aniston đ¤Ł
Face, height, build, everything
I've never found Jennifer Aniston particularly attractive myself (I like brunettes) but it was still cool to fuck her doppelgänger
Lemme break this down real simple:
BLUEPILL
>plugged-in beta males who say "happy wife happy life!" and call their wives "The Boss"
BLACKPILL
>losers who fight tooth and nail to find ANY excuse to justify their lack of success
REDPILL
>proactive guys who learn about true female nature, improve themselves, and become successful with women
WHITEPILL
>spiritually advanced aristocrats of the soul who bend reality to their will through sheer delusional optimism
Choose wisely
Women will genuinely believe you're taller than you are if they're attracted to you
I'm well below 6', but I remember this one chick -
I went straight over her house to hook up, we fucked all night, she was super into me
In the morning she said, "You're so tall. What are you, like 6'3?"
I almost laughed, like "What?? Not quite đ¤Ł"
Then a different chick, I met her at a bar and she was bitchy and sullen. She didn't seem to like me
(I found out later she used to do OF đŹ)
Outside in the parking lot after a few drinks she said, "You're kinda short, what are you like 5'8?"
That's a SEVEN INCH difference, purely based on female perception
-attraction adds height
-aura & presence add height
-confidence adds height
Sometimes, a 5'7 guy is taller than a 6'2 guy
One more story from my own perception:
I used to have a jiu jitsu coach that I trained with for years. Black belt, huge personality, badass guy. I respected him a ton
One day he casually mentioned he was 5'7
I was dumbstruck. I'd never once "thought" about his height because why would I care, but I somehow couldn't believe he was only 5'7
Because he was LARGER THAN LIFE and I respected him
Even after that he legitimately seemed taller than most other guys in my eyes. He'd be standing next to bigger guys and my eyes and brain would play tricks on me and make him seem taller
Very strange and eye-opening
All of modern women's "criteria" for sexual partners are complete nonsense & nothing but a large-scale SHIT TEST
Guys think it's over if you:
-are under 6'
-have a receding hairline
-don't have a 6 pack
-aren't rich
All because girls go on TikTok & podcasts and spread these dumb takes for views
Brother
You are simply FAILING A FEMALE SHIT TEST
If you care, you fail
If you get defensive, you fail
If you insult her back, you fail
Women are testing you for strength and if you fail the shit test you are WEAK
All the nonsense women say only matters if YOU think it matters
Stop giving a fuck
& you pass the test
Shit test (noun):
A social challenge or provocative remark used in dating and relationshipsâmost commonly attributed to womenâto test a man's confidence, emotional stability, boundaries, and overall social strength.
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Modern men are weaker than ever, which is why women are testing them harder than ever
(This is all subconscious, hardwired into female nature. Most women don't even realize they're doing it)
Don't fail the test brother
RAW GAMEđď¸
Logistics Only Texting
Hereâs the truth:
9/10 times, logistics only texting gets you ghosted
(Youâve probably noticed this if youâve tried)
This is because it goes against female nature
Girls need to feel a CONNECTION with you before they meet you. They need a sense of your vibe
Not too much...
just a little
With almost all the girls I've pulled from dating apps, we had some sort of connection over text before I met them
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This applies to MOST guys in MOST situations
However, there are always exceptions
Times logistics only texting CAN work:
-after you've met
-if she's noticeably lower SMV than you
-when the interaction has stretched over days/weeks
-when you have GENUINE over-abundance (she can feel that vibe in your texts only if it's genuine)
-when her energy & texts are dry
Logistics only texting is a good TOOL, but it should not be your default
Connection is essential for seduction
& texting is the first step of connection
IMPORTANT:
I'm pre-releasing my new Complete Texting Guide to my email list on Sunday
Everyone on the list will early access and a launch discount
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Swipehound | Raw Dating App Game retweeted
I like guys who come with receipts, because then I know they're ACTUALLY getting laid.
And the funnel numbers are realistic too (mirrors my own).
THIS is how I know someone gets pussy for real.
A lot of guys on X just LARP that they get laid -- I don't want to name names, you know who you are -- but they don't.
You can smell the incel and thirst on them from the things they say.
And INEVITABLY, there will be some stupid moron in the comments who go "chopped" or "mid," but they NEVER EVER have receipts of their own.
...or they say something stupid like "I don't need receipts to know if a girl is chopped."
Man, shut the fuck up!
You're not getting laid, you're a fucking loser, you're lower than pond scum, women are disgusted by you, and you can't get a text back from a fat girl if your very life depended on it.
Watch and fucking learn instead of running your stupid mouth. 𤌠â at Barcelona, Spain
Hereâs what success on dating apps looks like:
>100 matches
>80 conversations
>30 phone numbers
>10 dates
>5 lays
These are REALISTIC numbers for first-world countries in 2026
Most guys at the top of this game will say about the same (if theyâre honest)
This means:
Even if your profile + texting + in-person game are DIALED IN youâre still only fucking about 5% of your matches MAX
(Unless youâre matching fatties)
If youâre an absolute Chad you MIGHT MAYBE POSSIBLY fuck 8-10% if you keep your standards low
But thatâs nearly impossible
God himself couldnât fuck more than 10% of his matches
This is why you need a LOT of matches to work with
Itâs a volume game
You gotta pump those numbers up
Fastest ways to kill a relationship:
-text her all day
-say âI love youâ first
-move into her apartment
-buy her expensive gifts
-quit the gym
-stop going out with your boys
-say âIâm so lucky youâre with meâ
-ask her permission
-share your location
-need her
-cry
Hereâs what success on dating apps looks like:
>100 matches
>80 conversations
>30 phone numbers
>10 dates
>5 lays
These are REALISTIC numbers for first-world countries in 2026
Most guys at the top of this game will say about the same (if theyâre honest)
This means:
Even if your profile + texting + in-person game are DIALED IN youâre still only fucking about 5% of your matches MAX
(Unless youâre matching fatties)
If youâre an absolute Chad you MIGHT MAYBE POSSIBLY fuck 8-10% if you keep your standards low
But thatâs nearly impossible
God himself couldnât fuck more than 10% of his matches
This is why you need a LOT of matches to work with
Itâs a volume game
You gotta pump those numbers up
If you arenât getting a lot of matches, start with fixing your profile
I show you exactly how to build a profile that WORKS in The Complete Dating App Profile Guide
(I also show you my own profile in full for reference)
Get it here:
profileguide.theswipehound.câŚ
