Not the same as SXSW. Parody account.

Austin
Joined March 2009
We are much cooler than you. Check our Spotify playlist: open.spotify.com/playlist/04…
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The Austin Chronicle's "Best of" is taking votes. We're there for film festival - austinchronicle.com/vote-bes…
Lance Armstrong was just trying to level the playing field. Why was he hounded out of racing? #injustice #livestrong #americanhero #inspiration
All cultures are different. Some commit genocide. Some are uniquely peaceful. Some frequent bathhouses in groups. Some don't show each other the soles of their shoes or like pictures taken of them. Some have enormous hunting festivals or annual stretches when nobody speaks. - CA
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"I think that the ideal space must contain elements of magic, serenity, sorcery and mystery." - Luis Barragan
Festivals promote diversity, they bring neighbors into dialogue, they increase creativity, they offer opportunities for civic pride, they improve our general psychological well-being. In short, they make cities better places to live. -- David Binder
If Prince were alive today, he’d be at our festival #purple #prince
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Silicon Hills? More like Silicone Hills under the t-shirts of the women at Livestrong #livestrong
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Curation or Throw Spaghetti at the Wall? Which yields better stuff?
Man, a Medium Coke would really hit the spot! #cocacola #coke #hotaugustday
I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. #prince #princelyrics
Here’s a movie we need: “Once Upon a Time in Austin” #tarantino #greatideas
Shiner Bock is awesome. #beer #shiner #texas
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What a workout today! Running around Town Lake. #sweat #summer #heat
TEDxAustin is gone but we’re still here. #betterthanyou
Everytime I hear Kardashian sister vocal-fry, I thank my lucky stars for sweet Texas accents. (Lucky Lone Star, that is). #texas
Pitchfork festival is OK if you’re into corporate music ::rolleyes:: #pitchfork
You should see some of the short skirts on the talent around today! #caliente