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Sam / Syamsu | 8+ years of experience on Android App | 4+ years of experience on Node.js and React.js | https://teapawt.net/t.co/PZxLJdGY83 | [email protected]

Joined March 2023
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How To Tell If Your Girlfriend Is A Spy:
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Dulu pernah baca komik doraemon jadul gitu ada panel bapaknya nobita bilang assalamualaikum Bener ga? @DoraemonHariIni
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Berat sekali jadi warga wni biasa begini
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Just as I thought
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Jangkreeek
JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!
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Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Diego Simeone: GILA KAMU? Julian Alvarez: KAMU YANG GILA!
🚨🚨| JULIAN ALVAREZ ARE YOU MADDD???
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Pengingat buat sebagian dari kita. ☝️🤓
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Peak childhood
The Flintstones (1994) was an absolute practical effects masterpiece. They really built a full-scale Bedrock city out of real stone and fiberglass in a desert quarry instead of using CGI.
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So, opus 5.5 orchestrating bounded instructions to latest deepseek flash is correct meta as of now
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How do we tell her
im sorry, tapi ini akan sangat berat
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Ah perasaanku saja
Evolution of Medicine Shop Owner - N64 vs 3DS vs Switch 2 #thelegendofzelda
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She already knew the root password for SSH on Alpine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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Do NOT show this to my wife or I will never hear the end of it.
BREAKING: Scientists confirm that an ADHD partner will unconsciously pick a random, stressful argument 20 minutes before leaving for a vacation, a date night, or a road trip—just to manufacture enough adrenaline to survive the transition. Researchers baffled. ADHD couples packing the car in icy silence: "Every single trip." Here is why the "Pre-Vacation Fight" happens, and how to stop it before it ruins your weekend:
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Perutku sebagai WNI anjlok membaca ini
A note on Paraguay: we aren’t just mad because we can’t access our money (although that in itself is awful), but because said bank went bankrupt because they used PUBLIC FUNDS to give out GIGANTIC loans to people connected to the president
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490jt token dari deepseek 4 usd 🫨
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The bug is like a joke. On Alpine Linux, type 257 to 1024 characters of anything and you get root. 💀
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Something a middle-schooler emailed us about: “A ‘combination lock’ should *technically* be called a ‘permutation lock,’ because the order of the numbers matters in permutations, but in combinations the order doesn’t matter.” 10/10, no notes.
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