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Half Assed Writer, Half Assed Artist,Self Proclaimed Automotive Historian, Car Enthusiast, Hobby Mechanic, Annoying the Anti-Car Crowd, Pro-Transit

Joined January 2022
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Nah man. Sorry. No restored K5 Blazer is worth $300k and no way the motor is more than $40k. I’m seriously over this shit in the classic/collector car world.
Customer called to buy a custom K5 Blazer thinking it was $29,000, then LOST IT when the dealer revealed the real $299,000 price and said they must be “on the moon” 😭💀 “I don’t care if Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson built it. It doesn’t make it a $300,000 truck.”
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First off, Illinois only has emissions testing around Chicagoland. Secondly, as someone who lives in a state without state inspections, it’s shit like this you have to share the road with on a daily basis:
If you really love freedom, you want to own in a state that doesn’t require vehicle inspections or emissions. Per usual, Florida leads the way.
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lol Ugly? I’m a dude with a beard and I wish I could pull off the Selleck Stache the way this guy does. My face wasn’t made for a mustache.
Só eu acho esse tipo de bigode feio ??como pode um barba deixar ele tão bonito e um simples bigode deixar ele feio,são poucos os homens que conseguem sustentar um bigode
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HO-LEE FUCK
WATCH: New video shows Learjet 60 business jet crashing near West Palm Beach, Florida. The plane was completely disintegrated upon impact. Number of casualties unknown.
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a scarlet johansson não é lá essas coisas quando você olha para ela de perto.
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What are we doing? What’s going on?
GM Is Exploring an Inline-Six That Changes How Pistons Move. Read more: bit.ly/4jP9YUC
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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart. Always the first person to come to mind when I think "Shakespearean actor". Whether he was playing someone serious or silly, his performance would always grab my attention
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I miss our ‘03 Durango. It was such a great truck. The 5.9L was a gas hog, but it was reliable as all hell.
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There is no one singular answer to this. A lot of this has to do with politics mostly. Passenger rail also was looked at as an antiquated type of transport by the 1940’s, so when the Jet age and Interstate system happened, it fell to the wayside and never came back.
Dear Americans, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 You put humans on the Moon in 1969. You have NASA, SpaceX, and Silicon Valley. Some of the most advanced technology on Earth. So WHY doesn't America have a nationwide high-speed rail network like Japan or China? I genuinely don't understand. 🤯
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I posted this 5 hours ago and not one like. I’m starting to question if any of you actually was your asses. 🤔
Remember gents, it’s 1000% not gay to wash your ass. Just because you grazed your butthole with a washcloth and soap doesn’t mean you’re gonna become the glizzy queen of the neighborhood. Unless you want to, that’s your choice, at least your ass wont stink. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Damn. I never thought I’d see the day. Truly one of my favorite actors. 😭
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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Remember gents, it’s 1000% not gay to wash your ass. Just because you grazed your butthole with a washcloth and soap doesn’t mean you’re gonna become the glizzy queen of the neighborhood. Unless you want to, that’s your choice, at least your ass wont stink. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Not a Brewers fan in the least, but congrats on the World Series Championship guys.
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How the hell does this thing still exist? Usually there is an Explorer parked here. I can’t remember the last time I saw this generation of Impala police car, let alone the ISP still having one. @ElectronixPurge would probably appreciate this. 😁
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WUT
Toyota has turned the Crown Signia into a proper wagon for SEMA; meet the GT-S Performance Concept. • Custom fenders • Aero package • Lexus F Sport brakes • 21-inch HRE wheels Unfortunately, this is just a concept. But we can dream.
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Wait, this exists? 🤯
VW Arteon Shooting brake : in my opinion, this is one of the best looking modern era VWs - fheir design team really cooked on this one. it’s rather unfortunate that it didn’t do well in the market.
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Garage A and that’s no contest.
You get to keep ONE garage. The other two disappear forever. GARAGE A E53 X5 4.6is • E46 M3 • E39 M5 • Z8 GARAGE B E71 X6 M • G82 M4 • G70 7 Series • Z4 M40i GARAGE C X7 M60i • M850i • G90 M5 • Z1 Three completely different BMW garages. A, B or C? Which one are you taking?
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Hell to the yes 😍
One of the rarest BMWs ever. 1997 BMW Alpina B12 5.7 V12 SWB for sale in the NL - current bid € 17,500 Catawiki Auction Ad: prf.hn/l/YL2ZPjg/
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