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34, unhinged queer she/they illustrator | 80s aesthetic enthusiast | Star Wars, MonHun, Witcher | DinCobbPaz CEO | 18+ only, minors DNI 🔞 BLM, fuck TERFs 🍉

Houston, TX
Joined July 2014
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Hi, I’m Koko, but you can also call me Jack 🤠✨ Studying to be a coroner by day, local cryptid by night, and 24/7 dumb of ass I’m an illustrator with a focus on queer intimacy and storytelling, and love working with light and color 🏳️‍🌈 tumblr, bluesky, cara: synthwavecryptid
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
im sorry for being so annoying about ao3 criticism but man it is one of the last remaining websites with ZERO !!! ads online 😭 you dont need an app, you dont need a subscription its entirely free and its !!! ad-less !!!
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
this is the equivalent to having a bad day and here comes a man
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
god please take all of ao3’s maintenance issues & give it to chatgpt
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
Idk i just feel like when ao3 is back up I need everybody to be heaps more graceful towards fic writers because if two weeks without their works is painful then maybe we shouldn't be discoursing weekly about how much you think they suck at writing.
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AND SIR PATRICK STEWART DIED??? BRO IM TIRED OF THIS YEAR
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I’m wishing all of the AO3 volunteers a very good luck and I hope someone buys you pizza Luckily I just picked this up the other day so I am SET for reading in the interim
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
let's all use this time to reflect bc the instant misery people express when they can't access fic for just 12 hours is at odds with the slew of ungrateful/judgemental posts from readers i am seeing far too frequently atm
#AO3 maintenance is in progress. We expect it to take at least 12 hours, but it may take longer. We will provide updates as necessary. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/incidents/g12j…
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Welcome to my office, have a seat and we’ll discuss your performance review
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
I lied, there's no sex. Now sit down, we're clearing all question marks in Skellige.
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Anyways I’m going to continue to draw when I have energy and share those drawings for love of the game But I’m still annoyed
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Good to know I am in fact shadowbanned to the depths of hell I say this with immense sarcasm because I’m very annoyed
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Looking through my posts from the last 30 days, only 2 count towards NSFW, and 1 I flagged myself, not the system. Neither were made in the last 7 days. So unless someone’s consistently reporting me, the account label doesn’t change based on SFW/NSFW balance and is permanent. FUN
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I only say this because I saw some folks say that the account label refreshes every 7 days, and the shadowban renews with every new alleged NSFW post, but nope, it’s just permanent regardless. I could switch to ONLY SFW content and it would never go away. Can’t be appealed btw.
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Cosmo takes his broken back nurse cat job very seriously. He makes sure that when I lay on ice packs on the floor I stay PUT
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
19 years ago, an ambitious dream to bring an iconic book series into the world of video games came to life with the release of The Witcher. It was the start of an unforgettable path, which wouldn't have been possible without our friends at @bioware. From lending us their Aurora Engine and sharing their knowledge, to giving us a spot at their booth at E3, their support helped turn our vision into Geralt’s first interactive adventure. Thank you to everyone who has walked the Path with us from the very beginning. Happy 19th anniversary, witchers! ⚔️ 🐺
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koko🐇🔞 🔜 SWCLA🛸 retweeted
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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With every single job I’ve had, all the way back to my very first one, I’ve always eventually become a new hire trainer for that business. I’m good at it, dare I say it’s my specialty So that means when my own new hire onboarding is uh. Lacking. I judge like a mf.
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Maybe it was just an off day, idk, I’m still really annoyed and am making my own damn notes and worksheets, but we’ll see how I feel after tomorrow. Like bro don’t set me up for failure and make me look bad. Don’t piss me off
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