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A man on my train is watching a YouTube video of a different, faster train. There is a lesson in here about desire, I think.
Another sell out to big bipedal dog.
Philosophers are always telling us how to live our lives, but then they see something as simple as a donkey being whipped in the streets of Turin, and their entire psyche crumbles. Unprofessional to the core.
AI slop is a moral good because it will inevitably kill the internet, the worst invention of this century.
City planning is more of a guessing-game than a science. Spend any amount of time with city planners, and you will start to see how our urban spaces are all the happenstance creations of a truly distracted set.
I used to have civilized dreams (imagining I was flying by pedaling on an invisible bicycle).
Now I only have brutal visions (glimpses of a post-nuclear Baltimore with specific safe deposit boxes I should dig up in the radioactive sands).
Drove by a man raking leaves earlier today. I called out, 'now that's a hostile rake-over!' He looked up as I passed, but I didn't hear laughter. Perhaps a trick of the distance.
Why hasn't A24 hired Mike Donilon to cut their Marty Supreme ads and give them that Biden '24 sheen?
Happy to announce that in No Other Choice (2025), every character says the phrase “I had no other choice” at least once. A truly superior film.
No one told me that in After The Hunt, there's a little video game warning sound that plays every time Julia Roberts doubles over, like her health is getting too low.
After The Hunt is a film about exactly one thing: the complicated aftermath of a metoo accusation at a modern-day college campus.
Should have said #nw After The Hunt. @VINNYGUADAGNINO @julieroberts @ayoedebeari @andrewgarfeld @MichaelStuhl @chloesevigni @Liomehiel
If you watch a film where a character is suffering and you don’t attempt to save them, then you are morally implicated.