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Work Hard, Have Fun, Be Nice. It shouldn't be more complicated than that.

United Kingdom
Joined January 2013
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Can I use today's ticket from Paddington to Gloucester, tomorrow????
Replying to @GWRHelp
@GWRHelp are trains running from Reading out towards Swindon ok? Just delayed between Paddington and Reading, or further as well? Thanks.
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Thanks for not replying. Have now lost cost of hotel and have had to go home - incl buying another ticket. How do I get my money back for- - extra train - lost hotel - lost parking
Replying to @GWRHelp
@GWRHelp are trains running from Reading out towards Swindon ok? Just delayed between Paddington and Reading, or further as well? Thanks.
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Your app just announced 'change of gate. Go to E00' That's great except THAT GATE DOESN'T EXIST. now what?
Replying to @easyJet
@easyJet are you able to give an update on the delayed ezy8330 from Rome to Gatwick pls? We have had zero information and there is not an EJ person in sight, to assist. Any info appreciated! 👍 Thanks!
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News: Keir Starmer is still enthusiastically backing ULEZ. He suggested on @LBC "plumbers who can’t afford to change vehicles should use public transport - we have fantastic buses and tubes." Starmer couldn’t explain where they would store their ladders and toolboxes on a bus.
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And no response from @TravelodgeUK at all Just about sums it up. The worst hotel stay in 20 years.
No apology from anyone. And the bar is unable to produce any receipts for food or beverages. This place is horrible.
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No apology from anyone. And the bar is unable to produce any receipts for food or beverages. This place is horrible.
Replying to @TravelodgeUK
@TravelodgeUK guys what is wrong your Goucester Quays hotel. I've been checking in for 40 mins. So far, I've been given a room which had someone in it and all their belongings and a room that smells like an ashtray. The front desk seem very disinterested...
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Matt Torrens retweeted
Replying to @TravelodgeUK
@TravelodgeUK guys what is wrong your Goucester Quays hotel. I've been checking in for 40 mins. So far, I've been given a room which had someone in it and all their belongings and a room that smells like an ashtray. The front desk seem very disinterested...
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This aged well.
Going to retire without winning the World Cup.
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Going to retire without winning the World Cup.
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Wow! I genuinely didn't know that.🔥 cheers Elon
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Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
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Do you mean 'the dumbest thing they did was PRINT MONEY' #basiceconomics
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Why does everybody keep complaining about this government? They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth. That’s way more than a couple of years ago when Jeremy Corbyn was Prime Minister.
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Criticising somebody else’s solution to a problem (in this case immigration) which Welby has just done, without proposing your own solution is entirely unproductive and a sign of a weak mind. It is especially annoying to assert that your condemnation is not just yours, but God’s.
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Have a day off, Tony. Please.
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"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you...."
What’s the best insult that doesn’t involve swearing?
So parents evenings will now forever be online at my child’s high school. She is year 7 so I have never and will never meet her teachers. They say the ‘benefits outweigh the negatives’. I say it’s lazy, anti social and absolutely not in children’s best interests! @UsforThemUK
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Um, yep. Bit late now though, buddy.
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Macron decided to turn up to work in a pair of jeans and a French paratroopers hoodie to be more like Zelensky.
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