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It was this day that little Kim Speedweed learned many lessons, such as :
Bullets hurt, it's an odd burning feeling
How to move evasively when being fired upon by an 8 year old girl
The importance of securing firearms around children
How it feels to chew 5 gum
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oh my God bruh having an android again will get u scratching ur head over how it autocorrects normal words to random suit
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Anyone speak Japanese? I think the word Bae was mistranslated, i think theres a japanese word that means "let's be best friends" that got translated as "Bae:going out with romantic intentions"






























