8th generation Canadian. Everything I post is satire.

Joined May 2017
I'm glad I got to experience Canada in its prime. It was truly a great place to live. They'll never be able to take that from me, nor will they gaslight me into thinking it's somehow better now.
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Replying to @kemtrail44
1. Vote with your wallet 2. Do not be polite. 3. Make them unwelcome 4. Complain about english, service etc 5. Start businesses. Hire people you like 6. Become politically active We absolutely do not have to be replaced in our countries
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Only White people can be racist Because we're the best at everything
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Pretending it would be for warmth was optimistic.
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As a Canadian, watching the scenes in France is giving me PTSD flashbacks of when the trucker riots almost overthrew our democracy. Thank you Governor Trudeau for invoking the Emergencies Act and saving our country!
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Grapeshot solves a lot of problems, just sayin.
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The face you make when you realize diversity was not our strength.
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I was on a plane and the flight attendant announced that we could enjoy free wifi with Starlink. I stood in the aisle and shouted "This isn't a flying NAZI car" and then everyone stood and clapped.
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At some point we're going to realize the government has sold us out to India
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My favourite food pairing is undercooked rubbery egg bagel from Tim's with a side of Hepatitis A
#Canada and #India share a partnership built on people, culture, and food! From family dinners to takeout nights, butter chicken has become a Canadian favourite and delicious reminder of our cultural ties. Whatโ€™s your go-to CA-IN food pairing? ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ
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Dear libs in Canada that have been noticing a decrease in activity. It's fucking Thanksgiving and we're spending times with our families. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Like what the fuck are we even doing? Commits sexual assault 3 times including against a child and a blind woman and gets set free.
Ontario police warn public as repeat sex offender released again nationalpost.com/news/keith-โ€ฆ
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By seizing guns from its citizens!
"Canada is preparing for a (long shot) US invasion," per BBC
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"Canada is preparing for a (long shot) US invasion," per BBC
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Winnipeg Jets are talking about heritage Whites and you're black pilling?
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Worst generation and it's not even close
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France just doing the "This is Fine" meme these days. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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The boomers will be remembered as traitors to their kin. That is their legacy.
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