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I’m a soap lady

Joined September 2015
Does anybody else get like a week or 2 of dandruff at the change of the seasons… why does that happen
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I would die for my country Upstate New York
Upstate New York on 35mm Film
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I made a patchouli, frankincense and clove soap on this fine morning with lamb tallow i rendered and infused with calendula and chamomile. We love that.
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My kid just informed me that they had fizzy apple cider at school. Lmfaoooooooo. They probably had a bunch of accidentally mildly tipsy kids launching pumpkins at their lil fall celebration today lolol
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These are the same people who get mad when moms are frumpy in daily life. So imagine I’m out dressed up nice, and my kids wanted to wear their Walmart crocs and cozy sweatsuits. Is that also frowned upon? What are the rules here
When families do a group costume, whether the mom makes herself or the little girl the princess tells you everything you need to know
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I struggle with that very thing sometimes. I wanna look really nice sometimes but like my kids are chillin in normal outfits and I’m like damn i can’t out dress them. But i don’t think that’s a normal thought process. Anyway that girl very well may have wanted that costume.
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Idk perhaps I’m weird but i don’t see the big deal considering it’s Paris Hilton and it was probably just a photo shoot and the kids probably got like 30 costumes. I think it’s ok dude idk
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It’s actually very normal for a 3 year old to be really attached to mom and push mom’s buttons more than anyone else. The boob grabbing imo isn’t a big deal, it’s annoying to repeat myself but it’s really not the end of the world.
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Moms do get a bit forgetful about it tho like if their kids did something or not. I was talking to my mom saying that my oldest didn’t do this as much and she was like “yes she did?? She almost pulled your whole boob out in ShopRite once” and i was like o yea i forgot about that.
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Does anybody have some advice for me regarding the child that i weaned 16 months ago who is now 3, who won’t stop sticking her hands in my shirt to grab my boobs. Please. I can’t live like this anymore.
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I said this kinda jokingly it’s not that annoying. I stop it every time. I say no, i move away. Some of you are analyzing the situation too hard. It’s ok. My first kid did this too and eventually stopped. We’re all gonna be ok. Thank you to those of you who aren’t crazy tho❤️
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You people are insane holy shit
I'm not trying to be an ass but how do you expect to raise a kid who will tell if someone touched them inappropriately if you're uncomfortable telling your kid to keep their hands off your boobs?
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can we talk about why everyone’s collard greens are so fucking sweet now??? where is the VINEGAR?
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My little tweet about my boob grabbin kid has left containment and woooow. Of all things? Seriously
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glad my mom didnt feel like yall did cus i needed a break from her as a child as well. i would be so annoyed if she was up my ass all yr like twitter parents. like let me go to grandmas so i can drink this ensure and watch jerry springer w her and mind yours
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I always say nooo no no and take her hand out but omg it’s been more than a year of 10x daily attempted nipple pinchings.
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I got the piece of bone out of my gums although I’m pretty sure i feel more that are going to emerge in the coming months. I’m now whitening my teeth. :)
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That’s a cellar spider they literally don’t even do anything but sit there. You are a nutcase.
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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I am terrified of spiders(working on it though) and even i leave these guys alone
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