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Stand-up comedian, marketer, dad, husband, lazy description writer

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Joined November 2008
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Student confronts Ben Shapiro on Israel's genocidal intent: "How does pelting 5-year-old Hind Rajab with 355 bullets while she was trapped in a burning carโ€ฆnot demonstrate an intent to massacre?" Shapiro: "That particular situation is under heavy dispute from the IDFโ€ฆ"
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Palestinian from Jordan drops truth bombs the world ignores: 6.2 million Palestinians in Jordan โ†’ stripped of rights, taxed, jailed, tortured While everyone screams about โ€œZionist Jewsโ€ Jews were our neighbors. We never had a problemโ€ฆ until the real oppressors showed up. Hashemite kingdom = biggest Palestinian oppressor since 1970. Mediaโ€™s best-kept secret. We donโ€™t want war with the Jews. We donโ€™t hate Israelis. Long live Jordan. Long live Israel. ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ The game is over.
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Bill Maher presents Israeli history for dummies For those who believe all that they have been told my mainstream media or the 'free Palestine' movement, this is important fact checked information to digest Most of the people chanting 'from the river to the sea' have no idea what it means, perhaps it would be best to get just a little educated on what your are protesting
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For the first time ever, I believe that Bill Maher wonโ€™t be voting for a Democrat! From Maherโ€™s monologue: Not a week goes by where we donโ€™t read about some newly chosen exciting new face in the Democratic Party. And then, when the face opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy shit comes out. Again, letโ€™s just read the quotes the DSA platform says. Their words, โ€œYou work as much as you are able, and no more than needed.โ€œ If that was any closer to Karl Marxโ€™s Dictum from โ€œEach according to his abilities, to each, according to his needs.โ€œ Theyโ€™d be sued for plagiarism! Not to leave any doubt, New York City Mayor Mamdani once tweeted Karl Marxโ€˜s words exactly. Theyโ€™re not trying to hide it! Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thanks Communism is โ€œso groovy.โ€ He laments the fall of two of the most murderous regimes in history โ€ฆ the Soviet Union and chairman Maoโ€™s China. Mamdaniโ€™s aide, Cea Weaver, said โ€œIf you donโ€™t believe in the governmentโ€™s sacred right is to seize property, itโ€™s over โ€ฆ and impoverish the white middle class.โ€ What? Thatโ€™s a goal? You know youโ€™re supposed to scare people into voting for you? Right? One of the new, soon to be Democratic Congress people, Darializa Chevalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords, and said she wanted to seize the means of production. Mamdani has said the end goal is seizing the means of protection, as well. Now, maybe you missed that in school, or miss school altogether, but thatโ€™s COMMUNISM! The Marxist Unity Group is in ascendance, and I must take them at their word. When their words include โ€œour commitment is to the long-term struggle for a fully, liberated classless society.โ€ In a word COMMUNISM! What do they have to do? Tweet out, โ€œelected more Communists?โ€ Oh yes, Cea Weaver did that! Yes, Good โ€ฆ Iโ€™m glad youโ€™re shocked! People gotta realize this is going on. Iโ€™m not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side one the Cold War, or cheers for the intifada like itโ€™s the World Cup! Last month, two Democratic Congressmen released an Open Pledge. They wanted their fellow Democratic members to sign it. It said. โ€ฆ โ€œWe are Capitalists, not Socialists. We want safety, not lawlessness. We are proud, not ashamed of America.โ€ These should not be hard words for a Congressional Democrats to sign onto. You know how many did? EIGHT! Itโ€™s also becoming a raging Fire Festival in the Party, that no one is putting out. People are actually getting elected now. Who literally doesnโ€™t think we should have police or prisoners or borders? And again, theyโ€™re not lying about who they are. THE MEDIA IS! Ask Ms. Chevalier about the border. She says, โ€œyes, literally abolish the border.โ€ This crowd literally wants to get rid of our form of government โ€ฆ The Senate, but also and I quote, โ€œreplace the president and Supreme Court with an executive and judiciary chosen by a subordinate of Congress.โ€ Yeah, no biggie โ€ฆ just taking the very essence of our government, which is 3 branches, checking each other, and shit-canning 2 1/2 of them. Iโ€™ll tell you who โ€ฆ MORONS who are still wearing Covid masks in 2026. This photo is from the DSA meeting in Denver, three weeks ago. OK, Iโ€™m just going to say it โ€ฆ since the far left, the far far left who is overwhelmingly made up of affluent ultra woke white people โ€ฆ YOU RAISED YOUR KIDS WRONG! You told your precious BRATS that every brain fart was genius, and now those brain farts are becoming Democratic Party policy. No wonder that the most true blue Democrat ever, James Carville, says โ€œthereโ€™s just some shit I canโ€™t be in the same tent with!โ€œ Yeah, Carville said โ€œIโ€™m done, Iโ€™m not in that f*cking political party!โ€ Now, Gavin Newsom disagrees. He says heโ€™s good with it, because the Party is a Big Tent. Well, you know what else you find in a tent? CLOWNS! Get your head out of your a*s. I would vote for Sarah Palin before this shit!
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The Green Prince just destroyed the โ€œNasrallah was a heroโ€ narrative on Piers Morgan. Mosab Hassan Yousef (son of a Hamas founder) sat across from a guy mourning Hassan Nasrallah and said: โ€œOne culture is a culture of death that has been sacrificing children for political and financial gain. Omar is coming to the West carrying a false Palestinian identity, hiding behind Western values, trying to manipulate audiences by showing Nasrallah, the Ayatollah and Sinwar as heroes.โ€ Then the hammer: โ€œThey started the war on October 7. Israel has the right to defend itself. Hezbollah has been launching missiles on civilians โ€” they killed 12 children on a playground. And no one in the Arab world protested.โ€ On why he stands with Israel: โ€œIsrael is the most legitimate ethnic group in the region, with overwhelming evidence of connection to that land. Muslims have been trying for 1,400 years to delegitimize and annihilate the Jewish peopleโ€ฆ and they hate that Israel is showing resilience and strength.โ€ Final warning: โ€œYou cannot rewrite history. If Iran and its proxies donโ€™t back offโ€ฆ there is going to be only the language of fire.โ€ The son of a Hamas founder just said what half the world is still too scared to admit. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ณ Antรณnio Guterres: โ€œThe scale of killing in Gaza is unlike anything I've witnessed in my years as Secretary-General.โ€ FACT-CHECK: โŒ Under Guterres's watch since 2017: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ Syria: 120,000+ killed ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ Sudan: 150,000+ killed ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น Ethiopia: 162,000+ killed ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช Yemen: 200,000+ killed
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Palestinian woman born in Ramallah just said the quiet part out loud ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€œI am Palestinian. My uncle Sakher Habash led the Second Intifada. I come from a family that praised terrorism. We were taught that Jews are filthy occupiers. When terrorists kill, the whole community gives out candies, dances the dabka, and calls it โ€˜resistance.โ€™ Itโ€™s a celebration of death.โ€ Then she drops the hammer: โ€œOn October 7, when Hamas slaughtered innocents, raped women, and murdered childrenโ€ฆ I salute the IDF. These soldiers are the lions and lionesses facing hyenas and wolves. After October 7 โ€” enough is enough. The Palestinian case should be closed. This is my message to Netanyahu, to the IDF, to every Jewish person worldwide: If you have any sense of dignityโ€ฆ Make sure the Palestinians never, ever, ever have a state. Forever. Never.โ€ A woman who grew up inside the ideology just told the truth they donโ€™t want you to hear. Share this one far and wide. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #AmYisraelChai #StandWithIsrael #October7
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โ€œืื– ืืœ ืชืขื–ื• ืœื•ืžืจ ืฉืณื™ืฉืจืืœ ืžืขื•ืœื ืœื ืจืฆืชื” ืฉืœื•ื ืขื ืคืœืกื˜ื™ืŸืณ. ืื ื›ื‘ืจ, ืื– ืจืฆื™ื ื• ืฉืœื•ื ื™ื•ืชืจ ืžื“ื™. ื”ืฉืืœื” ืฉืฆืจื™ื›ื” ื‘ืืžืช ืœื”ื™ืฉืืœ ื”ื™ื ืžืชื™ ื”ืขืจื‘ื™ื ื”ืคืœืกื˜ื™ื ื™ื ืื™ ืคืขื ืจืฆื• ืฉืœื•ื ืขื ืžื“ื™ื ืช ื”ื™ื”ื•ื“ื™ื ื”ื™ื—ื™ื“ื”?ืด ืžืชื•ืš ื”ื ืื•ื ืฉืœื™ ื‘ื“ื™ื‘ื™ื™ื˜ ื‘ืื•ืงืกืคื•ืจื“ (10 ื“ืงื•ืช ืขื ื›ืชื•ื‘ื™ื•ืช ื‘ืขื‘ืจื™ืช):
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ื–ื•ื›ืจื™ื ืืช ื”ืกืชืœื‘ื˜ ืขื ื”ืฉืืœื•ืช ื‘-sms ืœืžืฉื” ื’ืจื˜ืœ ื‘ืื•ืœื™ืžืคื™ืื“ื” ื‘-2012? ืื—ื“ ื”ื“ื‘ืจื™ื ื”ืžืฆื—ื™ืงื™ื ื‘ืชื•ืœื“ื•ืช ื”ื˜ืœื•ื•ื™ื–ื™ื” ื”ื™ืฉืจืืœื™ืช
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ืจื—ืคื ื™ื: ืขืฉื™ื ื• ืกื™ื‘ื•ื‘ ื‘ืฉื•ืง. ืจืื™ื ื• ืฉืื™ืŸ ืคืชืจื•ืŸ ื˜ื•ื‘ (ืจืง ืงืฉืงื•ืฉื™ื) ื•ืœื›ืŸ ื”ื—ืœื˜ื ื• ืœืคืชื— ืคืชืจื•ืŸ. ืื ื—ื ื• ืžืฉืชืคื™ื ืคืขื•ืœื” ืขื ื›ืžื” ื—ื‘ืจื•ืช ืžื”ืชื—ื•ื ื•ืขื ืื ืฉื™ื ืžื‘ืจื™ืงื™ื ื•ืื ื™ ืžืฉื•ื›ื ืข ืฉื ื’ื™ืข ืœืคืชืจื•ืŸ ืžืขื•ืœื” ืœืคื ื™ ื›ื•ืœื. ืื ื—ื ื• ืฆืจื™ื›ื™ื ืขื•ื“ ืื ืฉื™ื ืœืฆื•ื•ืช ืขื ืจืงืข ื‘- SDR, ื–ื™ื”ื•ื™ ืื•ืชื•ืช RF, ื›ื™ื•ื•ืŸ ืžืงื•ืจ ืื•ืช (Direction Finding) ื•-SIGINT ื‘ื›ืœืœ. ืงื—ื• ื‘ื—ืฉื‘ื•ืŸ ืฉื›ืจื’ืข ื”ื›ืœ ื‘ื”ืชื ื“ื‘ื•ืช ื•ื ืฉืชื“ืœ ืœื ืœืฉื’ืข ืืชื›ื ืžืขื‘ืจ ืœืžื” ืฉืฆืจื™ืš. ืžื™ ืฉืขื•ื ื” ืขืœ ื”ืงืจื™ื˜ืจื™ื•ื ื™ื ื•ืจื•ืฆื” ืœืงื—ืช ื—ืœืง, ืฉื™ืฉืœื— ืœื™ ื”ื•ื“ืขื”.
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And THATโ€™S why they call him the Roast Master ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Countries with death penalty for gay people: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท Iran ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ Afghanistan ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช Yemen ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Saudi Arabia ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท Mauritania ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Qatar ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณ Brunei Countries with death penalty for terrorists: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต Japan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ Singapore ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ Taiwan ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ Thailand Guess which one European are outraged over.
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I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in so long. Make sure you have your pee pad on. I have tears running down my leg. ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Not a meteor shower. An Iranian ballistic missile exploding into cluster submunitions over Israeli cities. How many war crimes can you count?
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BREAKING: Lebanese Christians are speaking out, calling on โ€œnaive westerners,โ€ to understand how much of a cancer Hezbollah is.
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ื”ื“ื‘ืจ ื”ื›ื™ ืงืฉื” ื‘ืžืœื—ืžื” ื”ื–ืืช #ื‘ื ื™ื #ืžืฉืคื—ื” #ืžืœื—ืžื” #ืื™ืจืŸ
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This is what Zohran Mamdaniโ€™s wife celebrated.
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ืžื” ื”ืงืฉืจ ื‘ื™ืŸ ื‘ืจื”ื ื• ื˜ื’ื ื™ื” ืœืžื ื™ ืžืžื˜ืจื” #standupcomedian #ืกื˜ื ื“ืืค #ืžืœื—ืžื” #ืžื ื™ืžืžื˜ืจื”
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Early today, US and Israel have teamed up to upset Ivy League Universities.
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