Tara Perry

I just used http://export.ly by @simplymeasured to analyze a Facebook Fan Page in Excel.

Do u know what's really effing gross? Taking sausage out of it's casings to brown it. Blah!

Nothing puts me more in the TG cooking mood than an informercial for Feed the Children. Now I'm crying & feeling guilty.

Is it appropriate to drink up w/a room full of mostly recovering alcoholics? @mylifeinrecipes, is there room @ your TG table?

Eating Kix straight from the box in bed = bad idea. I'm pretty sure I'll be sleeping w/a few Kix balls tonight.

It's been awhile. (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

Good advice: you shoudn't do laundry and Twitter at the same time. It causes head injuries.

Proof laundry will kill u, I just smacked my head on the cupboard door while switching out the laundry. I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding.

Have u ever heard a bunny sneeze? It's damn cute. Although our bunny's sneezes would be much cuter if she wasn't an evil bastard.

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

Is it wrong that I'm hoping my daughter puts herself to bed? Oh and, get up & make ne breakfast tomorrow?

Yes, yes I'm here again. (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

I'm at Starbucks Coffee (575 Country Club Dr., off Wood Ranch Pkwy., Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

@undomesticdiva Didn't you get the soccer mom memo? Must wear: over-sized sweats, thermal undershirt, over-sized sweatshirt & Uggs.

Gotta love illiterate white trash representing the American people one bumper sticker at a time.

Ugh! Just saw an Obama hating bumper sticker. Said: (O)ne (B)ig (A)ssed (M)istake (A)merica. Clever...if "assed" was a word. Dumb ass.

I just ousted Todd H. as the mayor of Starbucks on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a

I'm at Starbucks (575 Country Club Drive, Simi Valley). http://4sq.com/d1Ct8a