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Tengo un sillón rosa. Creo que Jack no entraba en la madera con Rose. Banco mucho a Summer en 500 días con ella.

Joined April 2010
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Tengan orgasmos.
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Hermoso.
🚨 Pep Guardiola on Lionel Messi saying his legs could no longer give him more: “The problem with Lionel Messi getting older is that he has declined into still being the best player on the pitch. So people don’t believe him. I watched his farewell game. One goal. Two assists. At 39 years old. Afterwards somebody showed me the clip where Leo ran chasing a ball and people were saying, ‘This is the same man who says his legs cannot give him anymore?’ I said, ‘Yes. That is exactly what he means.’ Because you are comparing Messi with the other players on the pitch. Leo is comparing Messi with Messi. Those are two completely different standards. I remember once at Barcelona, after training, one of my staff said to me, ‘Pep, he was unbelievable today.’ I asked, ‘Who?’ He looked at me like I was stupid. ‘Leo.’ I said, ‘No. Today was normal.’ He laughed. I wasn’t joking. That was one of the strangest things about coaching Messi. Something would happen in training that would stop everybody else, and after a while we stopped reacting. Three players around him? Normal. Four? Normal. He receives the ball, turns and suddenly everybody is running towards their own goal? Normal. One day I remember telling Xavi, ‘We have a problem.’ He asked, ‘What?’ ‘He is making us think these things are normal.’ Xavi smiled. ‘Then wait until he leaves.’ That sentence stayed with me. Because I think a generation is experiencing the same problem now, just backwards. They are meeting Lionel Messi at the end and thinking this is Lionel Messi. They watch him at 39, see him create two goals and score another and say, ‘What legs has he lost?’ My friend, you arrived at the cinema during the final ten minutes. You have no idea what happened before you sat down. Imagine a boy watching this game with his father. He asks, ‘Dad, I don’t understand. Messi is still the best player. Why is he retiring?’ His father should not show him another match from 2026. Show him 2011. Show him 2012. Show him 2015. Then tell the boy, ‘The man you are watching now used to do all of this with legs that could do whatever his brain requested.’ That is the difference. Today Leo sees the pass before you. Back then he saw the pass before you, played it, then arrived somewhere else before you understood what had happened. Today he can still beat you with his mind. At his peak, unfortunately, the mind had the body with it. That was unfair. I remember defenders looking towards our bench sometimes after Leo did something as though I could help them. What did they want me to do? Substitute him? I was trying to win too. And this is why I believe Leo when he says his legs cannot give him what they once did. Of course they cannot. He knows because he remembers what they used to give him. We see a 39-year-old man and think, ‘Still magnificent.’ He feels something different. A ball rolls towards the touchline and his mind says, ‘Go.’ For twenty years, his legs answered immediately. Now sometimes they say, ‘No, Leo. Not this one.’ For us, that is one lost ball. For him, maybe that is thirty years of football speaking to him. That must be a very strange conversation for a genius to have with his own body. But perhaps that is also the perfect explanation of Lionel Messi. Even now, with the legs he says can no longer give him everything, he can play his farewell game, score once, create two more and leave people asking: ‘If this is Messi declining, what exactly was Messi at his best?’ I can answer that. We spent four years at Barcelona trying to find the correct word. We never did.”
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A los 13/14 me quejaba de que las películas de Harry Potter eran distintas al libro. De más grande aprendí a quererlas. Pero qué insoportables los que se están quejando de las películas de los libros que leemos todos. Es otro lenguaje, disfruten.
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Necesito que Andreeva y Rublev estén teniendo un amorío. #amorío.
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Esto es simplemente excelente.
Subió un reel haciendo lifting vaginal y los comentarios no defraudaron
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O fenomeno.
🇧🇷💎 Armaron un compilado con los ¡88 GOLES! que hizo Ronaldo ELUDIENDO AL ARQUERO. Merece ser compartido.
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Para sorpresa de NADIE para enseñar a leer hay que enseñar a leer y no esperar que los niños aprendan por ósmosis.
De como los construstivistas y psicogenetistas destruyeron la educacion publica. Cómo explica la sra. es la forma que se aprende a ller y a escribir.
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Gente delirante.
Transgender man wearing a Palestinian flag dress leads “Free Palestine” chants at London Trans Pride. 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 Meanwhile, trans and LGBTQI+ people are killed for their identity in Palestine.
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Hay un punto acá.
Ojo que lo de Argentina racista no sea una excusa para llenar el pais de islamistas No seamos Europa
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Necesito el video de Ricky Gervais para dedicarle a toda esa gente famosa que dice que somos racistas. Ricky crack. El segundo mejor de ellos después de Terry Crews.
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100% cierto.
El progresismo norteamericano logró algo impensado, lograron opinar sobre dos temas que no tienen la más remota idea al mismo tiempo. No saben nada de Argentina y no saben nada de fútbol.
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Ahora pienso. Donna se fue a una isla en Grecia y se baja a tres tipos en pocos días. ¿Y ninguno era griego? Qué puntería, ¿no? ¿Por qué habrá sido? Lo dejo como pregunta para filosofar. Ni Platón se animó a tanto.
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Yendo ya a ver si es real. Me encanta.
All the Spanish players posted their pics with Messi but Merino realized he didn't have a single one so he posted that clip of Messi shooting the ball right into his face. LMAO this is the funniest shit ever
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Chequeado. Subió eso.
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Increíble. Hermoso.
UFFF CHABÓN... MIREN EL VIDEO QUE SUBIERON A LA CUENTA OFICIAL DE LA SELECCIÓN ⭐️⭐️⭐️ MAÑANA POR TODO, VAMOS MESSI, VAMOS ARGENTINA VIEJO 🇦🇷 🇦🇷 🇦🇷
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Ojo.
Che, ojo con Inglaterra.
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Me parece todo tan hermoso.
Lo manija que pone Messi a todo el mundo, nunca antes visto.
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Ese video que no sabía que necesitaba.
Lo que estábamos esperando, no lo vi y lo hice. La musica de Rocky con los goles de Enzo y Lautaro. Vamos Argentina Carajo!!! 1:13 para la piel de gallina
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No, bueno...
39 year old Messi to lift his second consecutive Cup in 2026 you heard it here first teapawt.net/FutbolIntellect/status…
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No aprenden más.
Nunca, nunca, nunca hagas enojar a Messi…
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Lo quiero a Zlatan.
"Zlatan": Por el comentario de Zlatan Ibrahimović sobre el partido de Argentina contra Inglaterra
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