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CrossFit Hippy refashioning femininity with a weightbelt || Nutrition |Coffee| Music | Books || CF-L2 @capecrossfit *instagram @tashaking

South Africa
Joined April 2009
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People from overseas will watch this overseas and think What the fuck is penis cream?
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You know Elf on the Shelf, but do you know
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I would like to know who at the White House watched this and said “yes, that’s great, he caught the virus to lead, this is a winning message, post it.”
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My Kreepy Krauly Teacher 😂
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Beyoncé really invented quarantine and tiktok teapawt.net/beyclassic/status/1307…
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Good. Save it for December when the White Walkers come for us in the 2020 season finale
Crystal dagger uncovered in Spain, dating to around 3.000 BC.
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YOU magazine’s social media person is absolutely over it
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cyril for the last two weeks: [chats to experts, gets information and advice from china, studies graphs, looks at numbers, has people in his ear every single day discussing what's best for SA] lockdown is extended matthew from twitter who listened to a podcast: wrong decision
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My dudes. My friends. I know jogging is important. But in the lockdown may I suggest: 1. Star jumps 2. Skipping 3. Shadow boxing 4. Doing some reading to inform yourself of the gravity of this situation and the fact that the cost of millions of lives are at stake. 5. Planking
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So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed. Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers. It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19
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“I hope this email finds you lying in the middle of a sunny field using a sheep for a pillow, eating a tray full of cheeses and apples whilst reading a book and falling asleep to the merry, tinkling laugh of your lover”
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adult books: • sad middle-aged professors having affairs kids’ books: • girls with no heads • moms with black button eyes • witches who turn kids into mice so that their parents will kill them
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Amazing. First #1 happens, then #2.
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Tash King retweeted
entrepreneurship / freelancing is so wildly glorified, now more than ever with social media in reality it’s just crippling amounts of imposter syndrome, never knowing what the fuck you’re doing, an endless series of burnout and wild spurts of creativity / ambition twice a month
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One of my rememberings: When I’m at a table with people who have more privilege than I do, Speak Up. When I’m at a table with people who have less privilege than I do, Listen Up.
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things to normalise in 2019: - gay parents - men crying - boys liking “girls toys” - girls liking “boys toys” - gay people holding hands in public - men wearing makeup - different body types - treating women with respect instead of as sexual objects - men being feminine
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GIVE ME IN-FLIGHT WIFI I HAVE TO CHECK MY APPS I WANT TO PAY 16 DOLLARS TO FEEL BAD IN THE SKY
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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THE PLANET IS DYING
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💢 Archive Material Client: Hats & Rabbits Date: 25 November 2016 Project: Reebok: Tash King #PerfectNever FT. @tashaking Photographer: Wayne Reiche
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