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ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Ivo Graham holds his head in his hand, standing next to the large white Greg statue in the taskmaster garden.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Ivo sits with his head in his hands in the taskmaster caravan.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Ivo stands again, with his head in his hands in the taskmaster house.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Ivo is in the caravan again, sitting with his head in one hand, with the task and 6 sand timers in front of him on the table.
ALT 4 Taskmaster Screencaps - 1/3: Steve Pemberton is outside wearing overalls. He is painting on a garden fence. He asks, “Private parts?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Nick Mohammed is on the other side of the garden fence. He responds “Big ones.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Steve asks “Legs akimbo?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Nick says, “Yes please.” Steve and Nick continue to paint things on their opposite sides of the garden fence.
ALT 1/2 Taskmaster Screencaps: In the taskmaster studio Greg Davies holds his thumb up and asks “If I walked past you with my thumb like this, you’d be on it?”
ALT Taskmaster Screencap 2/2: Mike Wozniak responds “I’d be on it. Like a rat up a kilt.”
ALT Taskmaster sceencap 1/3: The taskmaster house living room is set up like a hotel reception. Julian Clary stands behind the fake reception desk. Alex is standing in front of it wearing nothing but a dressing gown and slippers. Alex asks Julian “Why is your colleague playing the French horn?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Julian responds “She’s French.”
ALT Taskmaster screenshot 3/3: Lucy Beaumont is wearing an apron, walking around outside the taskmaster house awkwardly blowing a French horn.
ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/4: Susan Wokoma is blindfolded wearing some goggles. She says to Alex Horne behind the camera “I trained at RADA”
ALT Screencap 2/4: On a different day, Susan is sat at a table in the Taskmaster house. She says “I think we can incorporate some drama. I went to drama school, so we should make use of that money that I spent.”
ALT Screencap 3/4: On another day, Susan stands in the Taskmaster garden. She says to Alex “I’m actually quite good with a sword.” Alex asks from behind the camera, “Why?” Susan responds “Oh, cause I went to drama school.”
ALT Screencap 4/4: On another episode, in the taskmaster studio, Greg sitting in his throne says “let’s see RADA now, because I know this time, I’ve foiled RADA.” Susan is standing on the stage with the other 4 contestants, she is either hiding a pineapple behind or, or she isn’t. Alex says “Greg said she’s got a pineapple. Susan, do you have a pineapple?” Susan reveals that she in fact doesn’t have a pineapple and sings “30 grand, baby!”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/2: Victoria Coren Mitchell stands inside a circular tower-like room. She is holding two red balloons and is facing away from the camera. She picks up something from the floor and says “This is a sweet…”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: Victoria continues “I mean, there can’t be a chair in a sweet, can there?” For context, Victoria is looking for a chair.
ALT 4 Taskmaster screencaps from different series’. 1/4: Bridget Christie stands in a field wearing a blindfold. Alex Horne stands behind her holding a clipboard. Bridget says to Alex “Oh, my god, you absolute twat face.”
ALT Screencap 2/4: Sue Perkins stands in a field, Alex is in front of her, holding a clipboard. Sue says to Alex “You prize anus!”
ALT Screencap 3/4: Lee Mack sits on a picnic bench in a field. There is a stationary plane behind him. Lee puts his head in his hand and says to Alex who is off camera, “Oh, you bastard.”
ALT Screencap 4/4: Jenny Eclair is in the taskmaster lab sitting at a table with various items on top. Alex sits opposite her, although he is off camera. Jenny has a rubber band wrapped around her head. She says to Alex “You fucking weird freak.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the Taskmaster studio, on the screen is an image of an unwound cassette tape. Rose Matafeo says “Look at that, and the most craziest, most stressful thing is that on that tape, I recorded who actually assassinated JFK.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Greg Davies says “you recorded it, but then you just forgot?” Rose responds “I forgot, yeah.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Jo Brand says “It wouldn’t be stressful if it was like, say, A Peter Andre album, would it?” She continues, “Unless Peter Andre, by some weird chance, assassinated JFK.”
ALT Taskmaster 4/4: Greg responds “Oh, I’d love it if Andre was responsible.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the taskmaster studio, Greg Davies says to Sam Campbell “Sometimes I think I’d like to wear you in a little papoose.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Sam replies “Sometimes I’d like to cover you in oil, and, er, hoover up the house..”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Sam continues, “and empty it on your, erm, your writhing, oily body.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Greg smirks and says “Oh, yeah?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: Mawaan Rizwan stands in the taskmaster house garden. He says “You didn’t mean ‘overflowerth’ in like, a metaphorical way?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: Alex answers off camera “How would that work?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: In the Taskmaster studio Mawaan says “I was quite metaphorically hungover that day.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/2: Fern Brady is outside the taskmaster house. In front of her are three metal blue barrels. On top of one of the barrels is a pile of potatoes. Alex Horne is off-screen, he asks Fern “Do you remember these things?”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/2: Fern asks “Wait, did i meet these potatoes before?”
ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/4: Rhod Gilbert is standing in a lift. He is wearing nothing but some black underwear and a bleach blonde short hair wig. He is holding a bottle of mustard which he pours onto his hand before rubbing the mustard on his face.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Once Rhod has finished putting mustard on his face, he puts on some bright green sunglasses.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Rhod steps out of the lift. Alex is outside the lift watching this unfurl. Alex asks “Does it hurt?” Rhod replies “Oh, the mustard in my eyes is agony.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Rhod continues, “Not gonna lie, I’m really thinking now I should’ve used mayonnaise.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: Joe Thomas is outside surrounded by picnic tables. The picnic tables have black bowls on each of them, placed upside down over a hole in the table. Joe says “it feels a bit pervy looking up… the bowl.” He continues, “I mean, I don’t know, I’m just going to do this.” He reaches for a bowl to lift it up.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Joe lifts up the bowl to find an apple underneath it.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: In the Taskmaster studio, Greg looks confused and amused, he says to Joe “Joe, you seemed to feel guilty about perving on an apple.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Joe sheepishly smiles and says “yeah.”
ALT Taskmaster Screencap 1/2: There is a fake clothing catalogue on a wooden table. On the front cover of the catalogue is the title ‘LittleHornes 2019 Catalogue”. There is also a picture of Alex Horne modelling a grey knitted jumper that says “I HEART GREG” embroidered on it in red.
ALT Taskmaster Screencap 2/2: Lou Sanders sits at the table, holding the catalogue. She says “Sexy. Mm. Dream boy.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/4: In the Taskmaster studio, Bridget Christie says to Greg Davies “I wanted to find something out from your childhood that even you might not have remembered.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Judi Love says, “Oh, you need a therapist for that, babes.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Alex Horne says to Greg “yeah, she did try and contact your GP amongst other people.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Greg turns to camera with a smile of shock and amazement.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 1/3: Katy Wix enters through a door in the taskmaster house. She is wearing jeans, a black long sleeved top, a neon yellow high visibility jacket and a yellow hard hat.
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/3: In the studio, Greg Davies says “you chose a very practical outfit for this series.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/3: Katy responds “Yeah, I wanted to be fun, safe, and visible.”
ALT 4 screencaps from different episodes of Taskmaster series 11. Screencap 1/4: Mike Wozniak is sat in the studio. His hair is partially shaved and styled into a mohawk. Mike says “Then it’s Mr Tough Guy time.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 2/4: Mike is now in the Taskmaster garden. He’s holding multiple bamboo sticks flimsily tied together with tape. He says “it’s bamboo time.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 3/4: Mike is in the lab in the taskmaster house. He stands at a table with a chopping board, glass bottle, and banana on it. Holding a sharp knife, Mike reaches for the banana skin and says “skin time.”
ALT Taskmaster screencap 4/4: Mike is in the taskmaster studio, he says “Yeah, big time chat fuel time.”
