@taylorivers

ummm ya

 Toronto
Joined March 2009
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it’s crazy that the world is ending and this is the backdrop to it all
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POV you're about to pay $145 for the worst meal of your life
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going to the eaton centre tmrw
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we need a 90 minute CNN townhall with kelly clarkson and the full art of play staff mediated by tyra
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there are a few stores on dundas west id like kelly clarkson to visit
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you wouldn't last an hour in the issey miyake montessori kindergarten where they raised me
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 5
what was "the incident" at your russian plague laboratory?
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trying to impress mississauga towers trade
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sarah hagi@KindaHagiSep 29
I wrote about Run Hide Fight: Infidels loooool what a trip defector.com/finally-a-shitt…

Finally, A Shitty Movie Where Muslims Are The Bad Guys | Defector

I can’t think of a time in my life when the idea of a Muslim terrorist was not the most acceptable societal enemy. As someone who came of age in the wake of 9/11 and the invasions of both Iraq and...

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sarah hagi@KindaHagi4 Nov 2022
I went to a haunted house a couple of weeks ago and moments after being scared by this chucky I saw him ordering from a food truck like nothing happened…
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sarah hagi@KindaHagiSep 23
i’m gonna try this again this year ❤️
sarah hagi@KindaHagi7 Feb 2024
one of the lowest things i’ve ever done was lie to a haunted house to get my friends and i tickets…and it worked.
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-@pinkcIoudingSep 23
No she just doesn't pander to you ugly geriatric gays
Taylor Rivers@tayloriversSep 23
its so clear that she has the worst gay guys around her
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its so clear that she has the worst gay guys around her
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btw these AI dudes who are quitting & then telling us we're going to die are not heroes
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crank 2 is literally a death grips song (highest possible praise)
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviAug 26
karla sofia gascon
billtane@resentfulincelAug 25
With Dolly Parton dead, who is now the most universally beloved woman in America? Is there one? Nobody really cares about like, Oprah, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Aniston anymore.
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@HotMoozikAug 21
RFK Jr. discussing autism conspiracy theories while his phone goes off with a literal quack ringtone. You couldn’t write this shit. #MAGA #MAHA
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lesbian neighbours keep screaming “WOAAAAAH” every time an acorn falls off their tree and hits the ground near them
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loser behaviour
Pitchfork
@pitchforkAug 13
Our lowest score in 19 years pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…

$TARFACE / Tyga: $TARFACE

Read Drew Millard’s review of the album.

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my sister told me that every night her 5 year old daughter keeps saying “i’ll never give up on you” right as she is falling asleep
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Zack James@Zack_James94Aug 6
Cute puppy booed at Diarrhea Forever event
TMZ
@TMZAug 6
😬 Zohran Mamdani drowned out by boos during Staten Island NYPD event. Video: tmz.com/2026/08/06/zohran-ma…
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