Guinevere retweeted
Be yourself. Weird, wonderful, sensitive, impulsive, crazy, mystical, vulnerable, lovable, magical, and beautiful. The right people will adore you.
Today taught me that Taco Bell is really best as an intoxicated treat when your stomach is already wrecked and not as casual lunch #adulting
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Guinevere retweeted
“Because sometimes you have to step outside of the person you’ve been and remember the person you were meant to be. The person you wanted to be. The person you are.”
Want to impress me? I promise unsolicited D**** pics is NOT the way to go 🤦🏼♀️
#QuarantineLife #shaniasaiditbest #sendmemesnotnudes
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I really thought I’d save a lot of money by not being able to go out. Turns out I’ve spent more money trying to avoid people #QuarantineLife
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I really don’t think my heart and my brain will ever be on the same page 🤦🏼♀️ #foreverabattle #RealTalk
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Due to the #coronavirus I will not be entertaining dating at this time. It has nothing to do with the fact I’m #cynical as hell AT ALL
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I need to distance myself from the refrigerator, not people
#coronavirus #atemyweightincake
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Me in December: 2019 was horrible. I really believe 2020 is going to be a great year for me
2020: Hold my beer....
#jesustakethewheel
All this #TPshortage makes me wish I would have shopped at #CVS more. O well, as a #femalehunter I’ve definitely learned to be creative
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Just overheard a girl at the gym tell her friend she’s on a 500 calorie diet 😳 why do girls do this to themselves??
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It's funny how when ever I talk about how I will probably never get married, people laugh as if I'm joking...#butseriously
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You have no idea what I’ve been through to get to you 🤦🏼♀️ #thingsiwilltellmyfuturehusband #thousandweirdosandcounting
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Same problem, different age 🤦🏼♀️ teapawt.net/tayluvin/status/648279…
Being a 24 year old hopeless romantic living in a hookup culture is a special kind of hell #wherehavethemoralsgone #singleforlife
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Being tall is nature’s way of helping me weed through men
#tallgirlproblems
My family: you really need a boyfriend
Me: I’ll be sure to add that to my grocery list 🙄
#whataisleisthaton #shoppingforbae
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