tasmaniandeviledegg

rocker recognize rocker

the devil’s lettuce made me do it

honestly I’ve seen more tanks surround Arizona mills than the Capitol

Trump to domestic terrorists - “we love you, you’re very special”

hey Siri what’s the current body count of dead or injured protesters storming the capitol

It’s that time of year when everyone shares what music they’ve been listening to like i give a fuck

a lot of you idiots need to not give your mom COVID for Mother’s Day

now I’m in a moving vehicle thinking i shouldn’t be driving and the best part is that I’m NOT the one driving!!!

it isn’t even 9am and I’m ringing in the season with some SHOTS

all i hear about is baby yoda lest we forget the best baby of all...

well tony locked us out of the house for the second time in about a week

i think one of my least favorite types of personalities is “art freak”

imagine a lava cake actually filled with hot lava

wow I’m so glad scarlet Johansson isn’t playing mulan

there’s a Starbucks near my house that i dread visiting because the barista sounds like a Rugrat whose dad is Mickey Mouse

got my electric bill it is $69.69

wow I was seconds away from a rage blackout just moments ago and so glad I didn’t lose my cool~

If you ever wanna feel like you’re on some real shit just watch an Empire of the Sun music video

i wish i could use my phone totally upside down because i’m too lazy to flip it over

why is “lips of an angel” trending on Apple Music