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Above average height, below average attention span.

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Joined March 2008
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لگے گی آگ تو آئیں گے گھر کئی زد میں یہاں پہ صرف ہمارا مکان تھوڑی ہے
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Both the left & the right have to come to an agreement about this shit. This is an insane image.
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Opposing a Washington Generals-level loser like Chuck Schumer for Senate leader is the easiest layup in politics. Any Democrat who doesn’t should be off the 2028 shortlist. Example: Jon Ossoff
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Replying to @jehnuhsuhs
yeah it's terrible
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y'all are doing this over jon "my support for israel is ironclad" ossof who doesn't support universal healthcare
America’s first HOT president 🤞🏻
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For me, most significant individual result of US congressional elections: Uniquely, two Democratic Party candidates competed for the seat. The Socialist Angela Gonzales-Torres soundly defeated party-backed incumbent, Gomez. Bernie Sanders & Zohran Mamdani refused to endorse her, because of her “extreme” opposition to Israeli genocide, AIPAC and big tech oligarchy. AOC went even further. She endorsed Gomez, the AIPAC funded Democrat.
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NEW: Stephen Harper lauds genocidal war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu as “probably the smartest, best-read, most-articulate foreign leader I have met” in his newly published memoir. He also admits that he never really opposed Israel’s illegal occupation of the Golan Heights, despite that being his government’s official policy. readthemaple.com/stephen-har…
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Another one of Jemima's exes is now jailed.
BREAKING: Russell Brand has been convicted of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault. The judge says he will have to be remanded into custody and he will likely face years in prison.
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Yes! French cuisine is extremely overhyped and because of that, very expensive, whereas desi food, despite requiring expertise and a lot more ingredients is considered comfortable and hearty, hence less expensive!
Riz Ahmed says French cuisine is overhyped because cooking a steak doesn't compare to the complexity of South Asian food “I do feel that French cuisine is, I guess, a little bit overhyped” “It's relatively simpler things that are done executing very well and with care” “Coming from a background where it's about curries slow cooked, intense layering of a dish like nihari, the amount of spices and things going into it, it's just incredible. The flavor profile and the range of things, the time it takes...” “Whereas, not being funny, but a steak, it's a steak” “Like you get the thing, you put it on and the trick is like, oh, 28 seconds or 33, and it's like boom”
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I was waiting for this edit and internet didn't disappoint me!
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CNBC: we’re calling to let you know ya stolen car is in West Africa. Car owner: OMG!! pls can you bring it back? Cnbc: no, but this will be a headline for our news. 😂🤣
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The Breach is doing the best video journalism in the country right now
Canada’s federal budget is out on Thursday and will likely be a corporate wishlist of weapons, AI, fossil fuels, and tax cuts. But the @CCPA has crunched the numbers to propose an alternative federal budget for working people. Saima Desai runs through 10 of their proposals.
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This is the type of nonsense Moses had to deal with for 40 years btw 😭😭😭
If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists? Something for people to think about.
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Want to be clear that in 2024 Elon was so sure he was a political mastermind everyone loved he felt confident enough to do a winky nazi salute twice on national television, and then since then he totally failed in his role in the White House, lost a wisconsin special election, burned half a billion dollars losing the midterms, and is now pretending he never said anything all. What a massive downfall
Elon deleting all his tweets 🤣🤣🤣
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CANADA is fucking 24°C in NOVEMEBER because yall wanna use chatgpt as your therapist and calculator.
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Can finally sleep. Was a lot of work following two Israeli elections in one week
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In case Canadians forgot, we DO actually have a real progressive option (since our two largest parties are right wing). The NDP came out today proposing a wealth tax that would apply to people worth more than $10 million to pay for public grocery options, housing and healthcare.
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NDP leader Avi Lewis proposes tax on wealth over $10M This money would be used to fund 1. social housing 2. public grocery stores 3. More money for Pharmacare, Dentalcare, and Medicare
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Hillary's dedication to never being right about anything ever is honestly impressive.
Hillary Clinton warns Dems that GOP's anti-communist platform will be 'very effective attack' trib.al/7tSls5t
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