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In a former life twas an award winning auteur. Now I have to outwit a roomba. I've been stolen and returned, mostly. I am an unfunny parody account in limbo.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2016
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
HMS Prince of Wales (R09) Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carrier inbound to Glenmallon - August 4, 2024 #hmsprinceofwales #r09 SRC: TW-@MichaelJWC626
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As Former President Jimmy Carter approaches 100 years old, he told his family this week that his goal is to “make it to vote for Kamala Harris” for President. I couldn’t love this amazing man any more than I already do. 💙🙏
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On Trump’s *first night* as an ex-president, his family was already turning their Secret Service protection into private revenue — by going to their properties, and charging agents to follow. Trump went to Mar-a-Lago. Ivanka and family went to Bedminster. Taxpayers paid both.
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
Status of the Trump-Vance campaign right now
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Already our greatest modern president, @JoeBiden earns our gratitude yet again by calling for these essential reforms to #SCOTUS — and by moving to heal the wound this rogue Court inflicted on our Constitution when it put the presidency above the law. washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
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🚨🚨 The Jan. 6 security tapes have a big surprise. There is video of attorney Ken Chesebro & Trump campaign aide G. Michael Brown handing off fake GOP elector documents (from Wisconsin & Michigan) to aides of Rep. Mike Kelly R-PA - on Jan. 5. 🧵
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5/ Maduro still did his best to rig the election, but Edmundo Gonzalez and the Unitary Platform galvanized the country. This would not have happened without Biden's moves to set in motion the election and the unification of the opposition.
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Time to light the fire
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
A large proportion of our workforce is based at our headquarters in Cheltenham. A well-known Gloucestershire landmark, our HQ is known affectionately as the Doughnut and it’s been the home of our mission since 2003. Read more ➡️ gchq.gov.uk/section/location…
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Relevant…
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
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For Elizabeth Francis' 115th birthday, she had a simple wish: two slices of cake. Thursday, she got her wish, and is now the oldest living person in the U.S. "She can have as many slices as she’d like," said Francis’s granddaughter Ethel Harrison. stripes.com/theaters/us/2024…
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FUN FACT: Migrant encounters at the southwest border have dropped 55% since the executive order issued by the Biden-Harris administration.
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Yesterday, @TheJusticeDept arrested Ismael Zambada Garcia and Joaquin Guzman Lopez, two alleged leaders of the Sinaloa Cartel known for moving fentanyl into the U.S. I commend law enforcement for making these arrests and their work to bring Sinaloa Cartel leaders to justice.
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
After most of Russia's athletes were forbidden to attend the Olympic Games in Paris, their agents are doing everything to wreak havoc and chaos. For the Kremlin, sports is just an extension of politics and propaganda.
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Our teachers are visionaries. They see and encourage the potential in every child — and in doing so, shape the future of our nation. To the members of the American Federation of Teachers: Thank you for all you do. It was a joy to be with you today.
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Boozy NoBody retweeted
USS Augusta (LCS 34) Independence-variant littoral combat ship heading to her pier in San Diego - July 25, 2024 #ussaugusta #lcs34 SRC: webcam
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Replying to @emptywheel
The media's acquiescence in accepting Trump's probable lie rather than demanding a formal medical report gives me chills about what a 2nd Trump term will be like.
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