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I’ve got two degrees in internet, an adorable beagle and a handsome husband. I produce @norepeatpod. He/Him

Atlanta, GA
Joined December 2008
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It turns out, Arlo Guthrie has a website (Arlo.net) that he still updates himself. It still has a functioning daily view counter. This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.” I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.
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America is such a profoundly anti-urban place. 80 percent+ of Americans live in metro areas, yet…somehow, we are not “average” Americans.
Replying to @joshsorbe
My advice to young professionals: move to a community outside of a metro area and learn to understand the average American
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people buy homes in the city and then get mad when city things are built next to them …..
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This is an incredibly well written thread on why DJT’s suits always look so weird. Menswear is so detail oriented, many men aren’t…
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If you leave your Netflix logged in on the hotel tv I’m makin a profile!!
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I love-hate it here
If you're having trouble spotting the "No rail on the Beltline" yard sign, it's in between the cars and in front of the detached house with an estimated $1,219,400 market value, via Zillow.
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The acquisition was never about making Twitter politically neutral. It was never benevolent. It was always a bad idea. And yet, we’re still here because the alternatives are just…blah.
over the weekend X / Twitter took the @America handle from the original user who registered it the handle now belongs to Elon Musk and his Super PAC set up to support Donald Trump here's everything we know: disruptionist.com/p/elon-mus…
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Tim Walz: “We’re pro women” JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”
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Logged on to Twitter for the first time in almost a week. Saw breaking news about a judge striking down my state’s abortion ban, immediately followed by heated discourse about a Weekend Update segment. …Is nature healing? Wait, never mind there’s some unmoderated racism.
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I’ve been saying this for years: Every major airport in America is leaving money on the table by not having a nail salon
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Thought this was Tilda Swinton
Happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen! The pride and joy of Freehold, New Jersey turns 75 years old today!
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Shout out to the top 5 works in the world, team, yard, art, Men at, and baby you're a fiiiiire.
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because i knew you, i have been changed five good
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is there a pulitzer for tweets
Mark Robinson, the Republican candidate for governor in North Carolina, reportedly watched porn in private booths up to five days a week in the ’90s. He strenuously denies that as well as the Holocaust. trib.al/Lt0PJd8
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Yesterday was the last day of 2024 with 90+ temperatures in Atlanta. If you tweet the weather forecast it comes true. I don't make the rules.
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From Ted Chiang's recent New Yorker essay about AI. I totally agree with this:
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