YOU’RE. TELLING. ME. we are witnessing not just the most STACKED cast on the GREATEST season of #SurvivorAU EVER made AND the best part is STILL the SEXIEST man alive & most IRREPLACEABLE host to EVER do it, KING of the homoerotic comment👑 ~THE~ JONATHAN ~MFING~ LAPAGLIA?!?! 💅🏻

oh and friendly reminder that it’s FUCK Channel 10 and FUCK Endemol Shine until the day that i die 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

i havnt missed a single ep, live tweeting for the past 5 yrs.. but that’s a wrap from me folks.. it’s been a pleasure & a curse. if they bring JLP back maybe you’ll see me again. but with shonee retiring anyway it seems fitting that i go out with my king & my queen 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

such an iconic season that will go down in the history books i can’t begin to emphasise how much that is due to the GOAT host Jonathan LaPaglia who’s loss this show will never recover from. tonight for me this show dies with u. RIP to the one true KING of Survivor 👑 #SurvivorAU

CONGRATULATIONS to our newest sole survivor, two time winner, world champ and Greatest Of All Time PARVATI “i’ve been on the right side of every vote because i was either in on the plan or made the plan and nobody ever wrote my name down” SHALLOW 💅🏻#SurvivorAU

sarah voting for luke robbing parv of a perfect game like she just couldn’t let her flop era die 💀 #SurvivorAU

not kirby saying or WAS I JUST GETTING BROKEN UP WITH 😭 i can’t 💀 #SurvivorAU

janine is sharning out so hard rn i can’t 💀 #SurvivorAU

oh sara reading janine to filth im SCREAMING 💀 #SurvivorAU

oh not luke trying to throw janine under the bus like yeah it’s a bit late for that now… 💀 #SurvivorAU

oh luke coming for the jury THAT is NOT how u get votes this is like a how to not do jury management 101 im - 💀 #SurvivorAU

“world strong, women strong and never tommi strong” is SENDING ME tommi the icon that u are 💀 #SurvivorAU

cirie y u have to ask THAT question ur gonna make me cry AGAIN 💀 #SurvivorAU

janine: i had a good time pwease 🥹 luke: im a fun guy pwease 🥹 parvati: i played the best game by far and made u all look like fools, completely gagged every single one of u. if u can’t respect that u don’t belong here 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

if anyone doesn’t vote for parvati… CANCELLED 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

OH PARVATI ABSOLUTELY GAGGED THEM ITS OVER FOLKS IM SCREAMING 💀 #SurvivorAU

parvati calling luke a bonehead ICONIC 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

everyone smiling when parvati speaks oh i know that’s right 💅🏻 #SurvivorAU

luke’s pitch: janine told me what to do and is the only reason im here 💀 #SurvivorAU

janine saying her game was flawless is CRAZY 💀 #SurvivorAU