@teaxtarot
 Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2017
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God didn’t give me a drivers license to save the world from my Facebook marketplace greed
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Hate seeing a man wearing wireless headphones…. It’s like I’m watching sperm count go down in real time
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A breakfast sandwich is just a normalized morning burger
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I can’t wait to have her back omg
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All adventurous women do.
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This just in: cat loves Swiss Chalet bag
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She is the most perfect girl in the world
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She says “thank you everyone”
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Big after moving to Paris:
Robin 🐛@Undue_RiskOct 10
I just don’t care about Carrie I’m sorry
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ً@artfuIchaosOct 10
I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. they have their reasons
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Some of u just repeat satc opinions u heard on TikTok without forming a thought on ur own.
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When they diagnose u for OCD they actually just lock u in a room with berries and see how long it takes u to eat them
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OCD:
Buck@Buck36043BuckSep 26
I Thought all day long. All Day. And I still Don’t Know
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If someone says they’re a Samantha no they’re not they’re a Carrie and a liar
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lungs@pleadedguiltSep 25
That alcohol will have me Communicating
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#1 Carrie Bradshaw Defender
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Do you think Carrie Bradshaw would be using create mode on Instagram stories?
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Carrie Bradshaw is embarrassing but ur posting a carefully curated story just for one guy to see it…. Right right…
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It’s ok to be Carrie
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Some of you act like you’ve never been Carrie Bradshaw
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