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My daughter made this #arcanefanart Minecraft skin of Jinx after watching #Arcane Grab it here: minecraftskins.com/skin/1938…
I wasn’t kidding. I sent it to my daughter with the subject line “Learn this technique.” Her response: “Genius.” #ProudDad
I’ve seen the Matrix and this sounds like a bad idea. popularmechanics.com/science…
So for anyone interested in personal stuff:
Until May 2020 I was a “Consulting Member of Technical Staff” at a company that kinda sounds like “Snorkle.” 😆 (1/2)
To be fair, it’s mostly @mysticdrew_ working on JM and I’m just dipping my toes in when I grab some free time
Ethical dilemma: Sacrifice #BabyYoda and prevent Chernobyl?
Or spare the Child and spoil the rod?
Pet Peeve: People who approach a speed bump as though they were carefully bouldering a Jeep over a 2-meter barrier.
Sometimes I wonder if something innocuous I do today will be considered a hanging offense by Cancel Culture in a year or 2.
I mean, probably somewhere there's an old picture of me snorkeling while flashing an OK sign to show I was OK & you know, not drowning. #ThursdayThoughts
My company highlights employees who do amazing stuff like write cookbooks to help manage childhood diabetes, or who overcome medical adversity to become triathletes.
Me, working from home, who put on pants today:
Why I Hate Making Eye Contact When You Talk To Me
1. Your mouth moves more & is synchronized to your words, aiding in understanding
2. If I look you in the eyes, I'm not listening. I'm just thinking "don't be awkward don't be awkward don't"
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
So this just happened. Somebody at @AmazonShopping might wanna review the ad categories for "backpack".
Calling all the good folks in our Minecraft communities: imgur.com/gallery/Ykpgv1x
This happened in my neighborhood yesterday. Yes it is a cat. No, it is not a house cat. #justcoloradothings





